some cool shit w/ @malfamee
[ ♂ ] — Sunday. Haydn's day. That was the day he'd sneak out of the house, as subtly as possible, and by subtle it was more something along the lines of him yelling in details how he was about to fuck some girl, before he'd take his leave. And either his family had yet to pick up that every Sunday was his supposed fuck day, or maybe they thought he had finally found a good partner, so good that he was following a thorough schedule.
Or maybe they weren't listening at all. But either way, as long as he made his way out and about without any questions, he was safe. And anyway, how was he ever supposed to explain his weekly meetings in the church's basement with about twenty other men? So sex with a female it was. As he arrived to the door, a piece of paper with 'E.D SUPPORT GROUP' written on was glued to it. A grumble left his throat, hands quick to tear off the sign. Embarrassed, maybe, but they didn't HAVE to be so upfront about such group, right? Every man who walked through these doors knew exactly why he was there, and a piece of paper simply added to the guilt they probably all felt.
He took a deep breath, pulled down his shirt, and walked in. He didn’t take the time to look around- it was always the same fuckin’ faces, the same fuckin’ chairs, the same fuckin’ food, the same fuckin’ sad ambiance. He took a seat, pretending to look disinterested, unfazed, as if his problem wasn’t as bad as the rest. The worst part of the meeting was coming closer, and Haydn could barely hide his excitement-- because truly it was the best part.
He could already feel his tears threatening to fall, and as soon as he turned to the side to hug his neighbor, HE FROZE.
❝ The fuck? Don’t tell me GIRLS can have ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION, holy fucking shit. ❞
And then it took him about seven seconds to realize that a dick was needed in the equation, before his eyes glared (almost burned holes!) at her lap. If you looked up DISGUST in the dictionary, you’d probably find a definition of the word along with a picture of Haydn’s current face.
❝ Y-You have a fully-grown COCK hanging in between...those legs-- ❞ An almost gag.













