#mallopng

[pepsicola-qna]

oh jooooooohn you should surprise dave

JOHN: hmmm... JOHN: i would not say that i'm some kind of valentine expert here but i think that would kill the mood. JOHN: i can show you what i actually did for him. JOHN: it isn't much but the thought is what counts.

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dear dave, happy valentines day!!! i just wanted to say that i know we may be lost in some kind of void with weird questions getting flung at us, but i wouldn't want to be stuck in this with anybody else. i know you want to be strong right now so that it seems like things are not so hopeless. however, nothing is hopeless when i have my best bro by my side! not just my best bro but also my best brofriend. the endless black plain probably isn't the best place for romantic sweeping off of some feet action but it doesn't hurt to try. you make every day length approximation better. you know that you can lean on my shoulder too and i will tuck a piece of hair behind your ear like they do in all of those cheesy movies you like. (i have seen you blush like a school girl at those parts!) we will get through this together! love you the most, john

[gardengnostic-qna]

any favourite fruits perchance?

GG: its my favorite!!!

[calware]

homespuk

nodding

[tf2occontest]

The Cartographer VS Benny Navarro, The Taxidermist!

(Full matchup list here)

Alright team, here's a recap: This is a contest to determine who amongst you will take the top of the leaderboards and be hired at TFI! Simply put, whoever gets the most votes gets to move on, and whoever doesn't... Well. They'll be put down swiftly and cleanly. :}

So, mann your stations, because here are your next contestants! Vote for your favorite mercenary who you want to win the TF2 OC Contest! - P

WHO SHOULD TFI HIRE?

The Cartographer

Benny Navarro, The Taxidermist!

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

OC INFO UNDER THE CUT!

We highly encourage you to take a peek to make your decision!

The Cartographer

@fratboycipher

Image credit: @/fratboycipher

The Cartographer, or Carty for short, ironically seems to be very lost. Due to the fact that thinly veiled newspaper ads for hired killers have a lot in common with listings for postdoc positions, this mild-mannered geographer has decided "well, this might as well happen", and become a mercenary. The job market is rough, and hey, turns out wanton murder is a great way to vent the stresses accumulated from academia… okay, maybe he wasn't as mild-mannered as he thought.

Carty is a support class with a rather slapdash kit-- improvised weapons, petty traps, and he's somehow found a way to hit people with rolled up paper maps hard enough to deal fatal damage. He's trying his best. Vote for him because god knows where else he's going to find a job in this economy.

Benny Navarro, The Taxidermist!

@mallopng

Image credit: @/mallopng

The Taxidermist is a Merc from Team Vanguard. Which is The Shittiest Team, but nobody knows about it since they were tests (the tests being that They were trying out a new kind of cloning method with souls and separate bodies but scrapped the idea and put the extra remaining souls into the Team Vanguard mercs you see now).

(RED) Taxidermist is one of the six, being a mix of Medic and Sniper. He takes traits from both of them, notably liking animals and killing people. Though he IS a clone (technically?), he still has his own memories separate from his job since the two souls were put into a different body and not just one of the merc's.

Tax's combat type is Support. BLU Taxidermist is completely different but hes irrelevant and i hate him

[convict-of-the-stars]

what's up simon. do you have a favorite food? if not thats okay

"It's hard to pick a favorite... I enjoy pasta."