#mamablogging

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lets synchronize with mama

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two lost souls

@gentlemancrow and i lost @biteythevillain and @tmirai to overwatch. may they rest in pieces.

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biteythevillain said: cap n balls…………………..

tmirai said: These are terrible answers I am going to need you to be a bit more descriptive wtf is Cap N Ball is that like Captain America and scrotums what IDK

hdu. i answered these with feelings and emotions welling up in my little fat birb heart. cap n balls is the most descriptive thing i’ve ever written in my entire life what the heckie get with the program. cap n balls is obviously cap n balls where it jovial space ship pirate captain and angry faux father out for treasure who didn’t sign up for this fluff shit and they both ended up with little baby balls to raise instead. domestic husbands au in space! 

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24 and 25 'cuz I know you've had like a bagillion AUs.

8U just about a million, it’s nothing.

24. what’s your favorite AU?no not again 8″U... maybe mecha AU cause fightFIGHTFIGHT

25. what’s your least favorite AU?>8′U THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LEAST FAVORITE AU. and i have no idea. i can’t pick one cause babies are babies so i’m gonna pick gentlemancrow‘s least favorite and that’s the bratty king kaiken and mercenary leader keiran who is imprisoned for reasons and hates the king’s guts and it makes crow cry and i relish in it • u •/

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here tmirai

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tmirai said: I read that as “ball sack” pancakes and I was like lawl whut that does not look like a ball sack you need to draw more pron and get better at ….oh…ball n’ seal….oh.

cease thy soiling of such purity, you heathen.

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25, 56, 68 :>

25. do you want to be in a relationship this year?we got a lil bit over a month left so i’m save to say 8U NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU. 

56. state 8 facts about your body.

winter is coming and i’m prepared *FLFFS WINTERCOAT*

• u • I LIKE MY EYES

sometimes i have ancient grandpa eyebrows by that i mean long white eyebrows by that i mean just o n e

my hands are smaller than average by that i mean hold up your hand 10-year-old-kid oh look same size

i have a random ass dot that looks like a bug bite that never healed on my hand

im proud of my ears too cause people say they look like elf ears haHAA NATURAL

• U • I HAVE AN EXTRA TOOTH!!! 

my hips lie all the time

68. what is your sexual orientation?money oriented

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If Kaiken wasn't a crabby, bigoted, OCD asshole warlock-now-mage, what would he be (in the WoW universe)?

then he would be the crabby, bigoted, OCD asshole blood elf courtesan who would wring all the gold from your pouch. probably famous because lots of people claim he’s the best lay of the place but they actually never done the do with him because he deems no one worthy enough for his time. maybe just time for drinks. maybe. even then he'll make his customer pay for him.