#mammon's crows

[sillyheheguy]

•~°≈ A Murder's Love ≈°~•

Prompt: Mammon's murder of crows loving MC more than they love Mammon.

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So we all know that Mammon has a murder of familiars. They're all crows and they're a lot like himself, basically mini Mammons. They are always making a raucous, they like taking shiny things, and are always following those they're like.

They really like Mammon and he is the only person they'll listen to. There is constantly a handful of crows following behind him. That was until you came to Devildom. They all flock to you and will take your word over Mammon's. Some familiars they are...

The crows love your attention! So much so that they bicker in jealousy just for your touch. Mammon starts shooing them away whenever they pile on you. Be it out of jealousy of his own or from embarrassment that his familiars are relieving his true feelings towards you.

The crows nestle and preen your hair. Your hair is their nest now. You cannot stop them. They'll braid their feathers into their new "nest". It is inevitable.

They are constantly giving you gifts. From their shiniest of feathers to just really random trinkets they find. If you try and keep all these gifts from them, they'll only start giving you more. Now you have 3 shoe boxes full of crap, but it's their crap and it's the thought that matters.

Mammon gets jealous too and starts getting you more gifts. They give you a ran over penny and Mammon will buy a the new pair of shoes you wanted. At least you have another shoe box for the birds.

It's actually humorous watching Mammon compete with his own birds for your love. You have to sometimes remind him that they're his birds and you aren't gonna love a murder more than you love him. Just don't let the crows hear you say that.

Despite this pettiness of his birds possibly getting more attention then him, Mammon is actually thankful that the crows like you. His crows can be picky with who they like. (They once chased Belphegor down the hall).

The murder have a sanctuary in the shed that's in the back garden. Mammon gives them seeds every morning and night. Sometimes Mammon asks if you would like to help feed them. Oh, how the crows love when you do. They get to see you!

The crows live a very free life compared to other familiars. That's mainly because their owner is a chill demon who dislikes responsibilities and wants a free life like them.

That's all I have to say. His murder loves you.

•~°≈ Have a joyous day! ≈°~•

[korra-northeast-germany]

CW// disturbing, mentioned animal death

Iremember your post about Mammon and Beel angst making Beel the bad guy and ut got me thinking.

We all know Crows are Mammons familiar and Beel would eat almost if not anything. You see where I'm going with this yeah? :)

Basically Mammon realizes none of his crows are there anymore and it turns out Beel ate them :)

Possible story????

Anon I like ur mind 🙂. Gonna put thst on the list of things to write. Nut not rn.

Tho I can imagine an interaction going somewhere like

Mammon: *panicking* has anyone seen my crows?!?!

Levi: Oh the last person I saw them with was beel-

Mammon:AND YOU JUST LEFT THEM WITH HIM *runs to beel*

*meanwhile*

Beel: *has just finished eating the last crow*

Mammon: *comes rushing in* where are my crows beel..

Beel: those were your cro-

Mammon: yes beel they were my crows! You ate them didn't you..

Beel: .....

Mammon: how could you *starts to cry* the one god thing in my life, my familiars. My CHILDREN. And you eat them?Why cus ur hungry? How could you! You're a bad brother

I'll probably expand on this later but I think this gives me a general idea

[rainiishowers]

Can I ask for a short fic about Mammon flying alongside his crows? Kinda like a morning/night routine version of going for a run but just flying over the devildom with his crows. And going through a certain neighborhood and all the lower demons know it's Mammon and greet him or something lol. Maybe even some of his brothers see him like Beel on his way to Hell's Kitchen or Lucifer on his way to the castle.

A/N: Sorry if it's too long, I tried to condense it the best I can while trying to make it enjoyable!! Summary: One of the many joys that Mammon looks forward to when waking up and also getting ready for bed is his day and night routine of flying around the Devildom with his crow familiars. Genre: Fluff -----

It was the early morning and Mammon was just doing his daily routine, well half of it. Brushing his teeth and making sure he was presentable was all well and good, but he still had to go out for a morning fly with his crows. When he returns to his room from the bathroom, he notices his crows had gotten in through his cracked open window, which he typically opens in the morning for his familiars.

They start squawking and Mammon chuckles, petting the heads of the crows. "Yea, I hear ya." He lets his wings sprout from his back and horns sprout from his head and opens the window fully, skillfully shooting out to fly around the Devildom, his crows following.

He sees Beel, making his way out of the house for his morning jog. The giant meets Mammon's gaze and gives a smile and a small wave. "Hey, going out flying?" "Ya know it!" Mammon exclaims. "Right," Beel nods. "Just be back for breakfast." "I will, I will!" With that, Mammon starts his morning flying routine. ----- Finally, the clock struck to 10pm, not like there was any sign in the sky that it was that time, it's always dark in the Devildom but it was something Mammon was use to by now. Something that Mammon was also use to was nightly flies with his crows. So when he finished dinner, he went to his rooms and there were his crows, waiting patiently for him to come back. He pets his familiars heads and makes his way to the window once again. His horns and tail sprout from his head and back and he shoots off into the Devildom once more. This time, he encounters Lucifer, walking to the Demon Lord's castle. "Yo Luci!" That got his attention, as the eldest stops and looks up. "Out flying, Mammon?" He asks, crossing his arms. "Yea!" "Well, just get back home before lights are out." Mammon huffs, mimicking the ways Lucifer crosses his arms. "That goes for you too! If I see you working late, I'm dragging you to bed!" Lucifer gives him a hard but not angry glare, and Mammon gives him a glare back, more playful. "Alright, fine." Lucifer relents with a sigh "Great! See ya back at the house!" Before Lucifer could get another word in, Mammon flies off once again.

[lilkittenofdoom]

✨crow mam✨

Crow Mam!

[korra-northeast-germany]

A Stab in the back but on crack

Yippieeeee

Levi: yay getting rid of mammon

*they get rid of mammon*

Levi: .....I want mammon back :(

*beep*

Lucifer: *looks at mammon* ew get rid of that thing

Mammon: :(

Michal: *cutely beats the hell our of Lucifer*

Mammon: :)

*beep*

Past!Mammon: who are you

Crow!Mammon: I'm you but I realised what we went through was disgusting and we don't deserve that treatment

Past!Mammon: oh-

Crow!Mammon: dw Levi is chill

*beep*

Prince!Mammon:hey crow why does author say that you're me From a different timeline?

Crow!Mammon:oh you didn't know? I'm the evil version of you

Prince!Mammon: no wonder my crows get us confused

*beep*

Barbatos: *showing mammon affection*

Crow!Mammon: I love him

*beep*

Michal: Mammon let's kill our brothers together 😍😍😍😍

Crow!Mammon: Yippie!!!!!!!

Barbatos:I'm joining to

Crow!Mammon: even better

The crow army: *ready for war*

Diavolo: welp- can I get a kiss b4 u go

Crow!Mammon: *smooch* Ok sis let's get Levi thirteen and kill some bitches

[rainiishowers]

Mailman Mammon (Feat. Crows)

A/N: I might be trying to write some of my own stuff before doing requests, so I hope you enjoy! This was actually an idea for another oneshot, but I scrapped it and wrote something else. Fortunately my brain loved this sm, it wanted me to write it at some point Summary: Mammon takes up a job doing mailman work, but because Devildom is huge, he inquires the help of his crows Genre: Fluff ---

Mammon is known to be fast, and that comes with many advantages. One being that before DDDs existed, he was the designated mailman for letters between Lucifer and Lord Diavolo. His mailman job didn’t end there, however. To pick up some cash, he decided to do odd jobs around the Devildom, one of them being letter delivery. However, despite his rank in power, he isn’t able to clone himself, and the Devildom is vast and a lot of letters need to be delivered.  How do you counter that? With crows, of course!! Mammon called his crows after dinner and calmed them down before continuing. “Okay, here’s the deal. I have a mailman job and I don’t want to fuck it up, so you guys could help me.. Of course ya rewards after, I am a generous boss after all!” The crow chirped and nodded in agreement.  “Alright, so what’s gonna happen is I’m going to give every group a small bag of letters-” He pulled out bags small enough for their bodies but big enough to carry letters, but he was sure with them carrying a small bag together it wouldn’t be too much of a problem, strength in numbers and all that stuff. Then, he assigned groups for each part of the Devildom that has residence. After that, he gave them the bags and told them specifically to put the mail in the mailboxes. He would be handling most packages but he did leave some lighter and not so fragile ones to the crows.  With all that done, he sent his crows out to do the job and took flight himself.  --- “Mammon.” He jumped suddenly at the sudden call of his name when he was in the living room. He looked up to see Lucifer, crossing his arms. The second eldest stood up, ready to babble on about reason why he didn’t go to the casino, which he didn’t, not until he was done delivering mail and packages. “I heard from Diavolo that every package and mail you delivered had arrived to their residence. Good job.” Mammon stood in shock as Lucifer ruffled with his younger brother’s hair with a proud smile. “I’ll give you your reward after dinner, so you don’t spend it all.” With that, Lucifer walked off, leaving Mammon with his mouth agape. His mind was buzzing, he felt like his legs were going to buckle, so he flopped back down on the couch. --Bonus-- “See? I told you Mammon would be able to do it!” Diavolo let out his signature laugh as he sipped the tea Barbatos poured. “Honestly, I had no doubt in my mind that he wouldn’t be able to.” Lucifer chuckled, bringing the teacup to his lips while he did so.

[korra-northeast-germany]

Diamon/Diavolo x mammon fluff

Mammon: I'm robbing you >:/ put the cuddles in the bag

Diavolo: o: yes of course *gets in the bag*

Solomon: bruh that ga-

Mammon: man shut yo mouth 🙂

Beep

Lucifer: Mammon why do you keep sneaking out

Mammon: why should i tell you

Lucifer: you sneaking out is going to cause more damage to Diavolos reputation. You know hes already had enough problems already!

Mammon: why do you act like hes your boyfriend. Back off hes mine 😤

Lucifer: i-

beeep

mammon: to his crows man I really want this hoodie but it's so expensive :( and I ain't got Goldie

a few days later

Diavolo: Mammon my beloved! I have gotton you a present

Mammon: what is it?

Diavolo: *gives him the hoodie*

Mammon: how did you know I wanted this o:

Diavolo: a little birdie told me

A/n: lmao they're cute

[korra-northeast-germany]

Mammon's crow army

Lucifer sat across from mammon arms crossed, disappointed with his little brother who everyone claimed was his favourite but really isn't. Who had a magpie in his hair.

"Mammon you can't keep bringing birds into the house. Can you even care for them? what makes you fit to be a bird dad especially to those guys" really it was a ridiculous conflict but.

"Crows are my spirit animal. I've been caring for them ever since we got here and you know what luci. You can go cry about it cus I won't stop caring for crows ravens or magpies. In fact I already have an army of them. We will rule over devildom with an iron wing and you can't do anything about it!"

Several corvids(crows, ravens, magpies, jays, etc) can be heard cheering after their bird dads commands

"Oh diavlo..."

A/n: this is actually fairly old but I felt like sharing it lol