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MC: that’s a crazy idea. insane. it doesn’t make sense.

Mammon: you’ll do it?

MC: hell yeah

Elly: Mammon, eu PRECISO de um espaço-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝘀 𝗮 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗿* V-V-Você está terminando c-coMIGO?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€E-EU-

Elly: Não anta redonda, é que eu tô prestes a cair da cama! Desencosta diabo! ArREDA-

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Elly: Mammon, I NEED a space-

Mammon:

*𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗿𝘆* Are y-y-you breaking up w-withMEEE?!?!?*!%#¥×&+;?@,@&!^@£#£+€ I-I–

Elly: No tapir, it's just that I'm about to fall out of bed! Take off the devil, baCK ofF-

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(ps: Elly sou eu na minha dr de OM-)

(ps: Elly it's me in my OM dr-)

Police: You are under arrest for attempting to carry three people on a motorcycle

Mammon: Damn it

MC: Wait, did you say three?

Police: Yes, three.

Levi: Oh shoot…

Mammon: Beel fucking fell off

MC: Are you ready to commit Mammon: Like, a crime or to a relationship?

Mammon, laying on the floor, drunk: MC is so cute I wanna marry them one day.

MC, giggling as they record him: You wanna marry MC?

Mammon, rolls around on the floor: One day I will! You'll see!

MC, smiling: I'm sure they would say yes.

Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.

Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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