#belphegorincorrect

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Belphie: Shut the hell up Mammon Mammon:…I didn’t say anything Solomon: But you were thinking

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Satan: What do you think Diavolo will do for a distraction?

Belphie: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Belphie: ... or he could do that.

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Mammon: *talks about MC at 2 AM in the morning*

Mammon: *sighs* they could kill me and i'd thank them

Belphie: *tired of hearing this for the millionth time*

Belphie: you know, i'd thank them too.

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Asmo: oh come on belphie, I wasn't THAT drunk!

Belphie: ...

Belphie: you tired to color my face with a bunch of highlighters because you said I was really important

Asmo: but you are silly!

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Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce

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Belphie: can you tuck me in?

Satan: ?

Satan: you handed me a shovel?

Belphie: yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

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Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.