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Mammon: Yo, I need your advice on something Satan: Like you'll take it. Mammon: I take your advice! Satan: *raises eyebrow* Mammon: ...occasionally

Satan: What do you think Diavolo will do for a distraction?

Belphie: He’ll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Belphie: ... or he could do that.

Lucifer: Where are you going?

Satan: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car

Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

Belphie: can you tuck me in?

Satan: ?

Satan: you handed me a shovel?

Belphie: yeah, just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks.

Levi: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Mammon: I'm as sure as I am honest!

Satan: In that case, we're definitely lost.

Lucifer: Satan, why were you up yesterday until 3 am?

Satan: Wait, how did you know I was up until 3 am?

Belphie: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

MC: Wow, are you two twins?

Lucifer: Oh certainly not, he's just my stunt double.

Satan: HEY-

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