#luciferincorrect

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Lucifer: What are you writing? MC: Diavolo wants to know what kind of dangerous weapons we have in the house. I’m letting him know it’s private information Satan, looking over MC’s shoulder: This just says ‘fuck around and find out’ in calligraphy.

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Mammon: [has another bad and dangerous idea]

Lucifer, waking up in cold sweat: something is wrong.

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MC: May I sit there?

Lucifer: That's my lap.

MC: That doesn't answer my question

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Luke: Simeon, am I ugly?

Simeon: What nonsense! I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful angel in the world!

*meanwhile*

Mammon: Lucifer, am I ugly?

Lucifer: Very much.

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Lucifer: Where are you going?

Satan: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I’ll decide in the car

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Lucifer: Say one more word I dare you

Mammon: ”One More Word”

Lucifer: ...

MC, whispering to Solomon: Should we run?

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Satan and Belphie: We can explain.

Lucifer: Can you?

Satan: If you give us thirty seconds to think of a lie, yes.

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Asmo: What is the hardest thing to say?

Belphie: I was wrong.

Lucifer: I need help.

Mammon: Worcestershire sauce