“Yes, yes, very clever, Mr Jackson - I know what you’re trying to do: get me so blotto that I forget that I’m here to arrest you, or that I fall asleep so that you can “disappear”. Now I must admit that this Chardonnay is absolutely lovely and I would adore a second glass, but I think we’d better get on with the main business, hadn’t we? Stand up and put your hands behind your back please, sir, and I’ll get you securely handcuffed. Right after I finish this wine of course!”
Source: I found this on Deviant Art, but don’t know the source.










