#man bar

[xbreezymeadowsx]

My child is adorable sometimes. Zane’s taking a bath and it was time to scrub up. He starts shouting to Zach that he wants to use the bar soap Dad uses. He says he doesn’t want to use the liquid soap. Zach doesn’t want to give him one of his bars so I told him he could use the cedar & bourbon man wash bar I’d bought. Now Zane is so excited because he can “smell like a man!” now. He also asked how many pounds the bar of soap was because it is significantly larger than the other bars. Bar is bigger than his six year old hands can hold. It’s funny. So long as he doesn’t use the other man bar I bought, I’m fine with him using the man wash one. So silly.

[formerlyrunephoenix6769]

The Northern English are renowned for telling it how it is.. They are famous for being blunt.. And yesterday it was in full force..

(visiting England over the holidays. Was driving through Blackpool, something i havent done since i was a child, so nostalgia was full throttle. Illuminations looking stella as always,)

Traffic diversions took us through the town. We decided to stop for a drink.. We obv go looking for the queers.

In Blackpool, they do not hide their gays. Or pull punches with their gays.

Building covered in rainbows, screaming queer.. It was brighter than the world famous illuminations, during the day!

The bar was called.

MAN BAR!

That was it, short, simple, northern english bluntness at its best.

I asked were lesbians welcome?

The gay men pointed to the bar attached.

"Youll have to go to The Growler!"

And a very drunken twink staggered out of the bar and screamed.

The MAN BAR... And The Growler are real..