Playing Sus Music Around The Slashers
This is me being stupid, inspired, and procrastinating. Enjoy the stupidity.
Also the song in reference: Man Areas by Jonny McGovern (might make a "Slashers React" series)
Warnings: cursing, indirect stripper and sex worker mentions, maybe bad imagery, memes, gore in some gifs
RZ Michael Myers:
Loud, thumping music? Okay, he's heard some thumping like this
Hears its about strippers and it brings a few memories and he feels iffy about it. He knows you don't disrespect them as you know about his past probably, and he questions your song choice, but believes its about appreciation, so no biggie, he guesses.
When the chorus goes then he's more stiff than usual, frozen in shock.
What
Hol' up-
What is this dude singing?
Finds out its about male strippers. Okay...the song is still questionable though
Is confused
Look he likes you marginally a lot more than most people but please, what the fuck
It soon becomes funny to him and he just...enjoys the bass, and the stupidity of the song.
Gremlin giant likes to play it to annoy you. Tables have turned.
Bo Sinclair:
likes the beat; for a pop song it's not too bad
then it gets to the lyrics.
SHUT IT OFF
NO SERIOUSLY SHUT IT OFFFFFF
Will cuss up a storm and look at you like you've grown a new head
What in the actual FUCK
Will yell at you to turn it off
If you don't he'll try to destroy the speaker run away with it, them shits expensive sometimes
He's like the woman who is trying to turn off Nicki Minaj's song on Vine
Is fighting for his life to turn off the speaker
IF you turn it off he'll cuss at you and tell you not to do it again.
IF you don't, it'll lead to a bigger tirade and broken machinery.
You've been banned from music for 72 hours
Disappointed DadTM facepalm
He'll be laughing about it in a few more days' time tho.
Vincent Sinclair:
Not one for pop music as he enjoys the classics and metal, but will let you play your music
The lyrics go on and he's just...confused. What's this about strippers and things? The singer likes strip clubs, like Bo? Okay...why hype them up?
Then it gets to the chorus-
Is frozen for a second
The poor boy just looks so dumbfounded. You could have hit him with a chair and he'd be less stunned
WHAT IS THIS?!
Turn it off, turn it off, please-
He's getting second-hand embarrassment
He's hoping to GOD it doesn't wake up Bo. These are thin floors, pLEASE-
He'll reach for the speakers, silently begging you to turn it off. He cares and respects you and won't touch if you stop him but please he's begging you tUrN iT oFF-
IF you turn it off, he'd be very grateful and then ask a flurry of questions in sign language. His posture and gestures scream 'wHY??'
IF you don't turn it off, Oh lord if Bo hears this, he is never gonna live it down. He'll exile you from the studio for 2 weeks. You're not getting near him with that.
You didn't hear this from me but now every time he makes a male wax figure he has to stop every few minutes and breathe because of the intrusive thoughts that song gives him. PLEASE spare him, his mind is racing more than enough as it is.
Lester Sinclair:
You're blasting it in his truck
At first, thinks its about strippers. Okay, not bad. Cool, so like, women hot, right?
The chorus hits-
As do the brakes.
Will sit there for a full minute, not moving, looking confusedly at the radio blaring that song and then look at you like he just saw a hit deer get up and walk while literally being inches from death.
Wordlessly goes to turn it off.
You stop his hand.
Look, he respects you and cares about you a hella lot but what the hell
He'll ask you one time to please stop the song, then you tell him its a prank
Well two can play that game and he kinda wants to be cool and chill with you, bestie
He'll start bumping to the song along with you, but refuses to sing along if you are
Starts laughing, it becomes his hype song that he listens to in private for shits and giggles
Shows Bo and Vincent, who just tell him to get lost
Congratulations, you've given him enough ammunition to destroy the Sinclair braincells (which are a grand total of 3.5)
Gabriel May:
Vine voice: bITCH WHAT THE FUCK- WhUt ThE fUcK-
Power of electricity: used
Music devices? Shut off
Your music? Cancelled.
You've been banned from music
He actually thinks its hilarious and is gonna use it on Maddy every time she sees a man, be it romantically or just a fleeting glance and thinking they're aesthetically pleasing
He's got a playlist of sus music cause he can roam the internet and its 2021-22, so-
Will never let you live this down. Will make you regret showing it to him.
Menace with a speaker. What have you done?
Freddy Krueger:
Look I don't know shit about this man other than he's a menace and I haven't watched any of his movies yet but with the context I have, he loves it because its so awful and putrid in his opinion that he'll infect everyone's dreams with it and he'll torment any men and women and non-binaries, anyone at all. He will use this religiously. I have a bad feeling about it unless you both like it, if you do enjoy it, you'll be the reason of the Cringe-pocalypse, you dynamic duo.
Gremlin
(I only did these few slashers cause these are all the ones I know so far, but hey, enjoy lol. My bestie made me listen to it so now I must infect you all with it)