Slashers (Sans Chucky) reacting to their S/O getting a Chucky doll.
Bubba: NO. That thing is not coming into this house.
Freddy: "Oops!... look at that... turns out it's not explosives resistant... my bad!~ "
Jason: *Drop kicks it across camp* *Looks at you looking shocked at him* *Shrugs and goes back into the cabin* // Jason's not even gonna explain himself 😅😂
Slashers (Sans Bubba) reacting to their S/O going to the middle of Texas.
Chucky: Oh no you are NOT- Chucky will tie you to a chair or lock you in a closet. This is for your own good 😅
Freddy: ... in that case he might have to pay Bubba a visit first...
Jason: He'll go with you. No that's not a request- he's coming with. (He knows Bubba. But Bubba doesn't know you. So he'll be your body guard ^^)
Slashers (Sans Freddy) reacting to their S/O having a nightmare.
Bubba: No. No. No- Bubba wakes you up immediately and gives you a check-up before sending you back to sleep like it's okay. Go back to sleep now. You're not being targeted by a terrible burnt bacon man. (He's calm, now... but you sure become rather startled after that! XD )
Chucky: ... *trying very hard not to over react* ... ... ... THATS IT! *Smacks you with a pillow and when you wake up fine and ask why the hell he did that he just says oh well i couldnt fucking sleep next to you snoring like a damn ogre next to me*
Jason: well... You two will not be sleeping for the next several days....
Slashers (Sans Jason) reacting to their S/O getting a job as a camp councillor.
Bubba: Ha... no you're not. This is less about Jason and more about the fact that you are not leaving him for a whole summer! Nope.
Chucky: "Haha! Funny joke, doll... the hell do you mean you're not joking?? You're not going shopping for bathers- Get the fuck back here, haven't you ever seen a goddamn movie??"
Freddy: uhuh... Freddy acts fine but the next thing you know you're having a drink or something and you only realise TOO LATE that the barista is actually your insane partner in a wig and Starbucks apron and, uh, yeah you've been drugged. Now you're going nowhere.
This is me being stupid, inspired, and procrastinating. Enjoy the stupidity.
Also the song in reference: Man Areas by Jonny McGovern (might make a "Slashers React" series)
Warnings: cursing, indirect stripper and sex worker mentions, maybe bad imagery, memes, gore in some gifs
RZ Michael Myers:
Loud, thumping music? Okay, he's heard some thumping like this
Hears its about strippers and it brings a few memories and he feels iffy about it. He knows you don't disrespect them as you know about his past probably, and he questions your song choice, but believes its about appreciation, so no biggie, he guesses.
When the chorus goes then he's more stiff than usual, frozen in shock.
What
Hol' up-
What is this dude singing?
Finds out its about male strippers. Okay...the song is still questionable though
Is confused
Look he likes you marginally a lot more than most people but please, what the fuck
It soon becomes funny to him and he just...enjoys the bass, and the stupidity of the song.
Gremlin giant likes to play it to annoy you. Tables have turned.
Bo Sinclair:
likes the beat; for a pop song it's not too bad
then it gets to the lyrics.
SHUT IT OFF
NO SERIOUSLY SHUT IT OFFFFFF
Will cuss up a storm and look at you like you've grown a new head
What in the actual FUCK
Will yell at you to turn it off
If you don't he'll try to destroy the speaker run away with it, them shits expensive sometimes
He's like the woman who is trying to turn off Nicki Minaj's song on Vine
Is fighting for his life to turn off the speaker
IF you turn it off he'll cuss at you and tell you not to do it again.
IF you don't, it'll lead to a bigger tirade and broken machinery.
You've been banned from music for 72 hours
Disappointed DadTM facepalm
He'll be laughing about it in a few more days' time tho.
Vincent Sinclair:
Not one for pop music as he enjoys the classics and metal, but will let you play your music
The lyrics go on and he's just...confused. What's this about strippers and things? The singer likes strip clubs, like Bo? Okay...why hype them up?
Then it gets to the chorus-
Is frozen for a second
The poor boy just looks so dumbfounded. You could have hit him with a chair and he'd be less stunned
WHAT IS THIS?!
Turn it off, turn it off, please-
He's getting second-hand embarrassment
He's hoping to GOD it doesn't wake up Bo. These are thin floors, pLEASE-
He'll reach for the speakers, silently begging you to turn it off. He cares and respects you and won't touch if you stop him but please he's begging you tUrN iT oFF-
IF you turn it off, he'd be very grateful and then ask a flurry of questions in sign language. His posture and gestures scream 'wHY??'
IF you don't turn it off, Oh lord if Bo hears this, he is never gonna live it down. He'll exile you from the studio for 2 weeks. You're not getting near him with that.
You didn't hear this from me but now every time he makes a male wax figure he has to stop every few minutes and breathe because of the intrusive thoughts that song gives him. PLEASE spare him, his mind is racing more than enough as it is.
Lester Sinclair:
You're blasting it in his truck
At first, thinks its about strippers. Okay, not bad. Cool, so like, women hot, right?
The chorus hits-
As do the brakes.
Will sit there for a full minute, not moving, looking confusedly at the radio blaring that song and then look at you like he just saw a hit deer get up and walk while literally being inches from death.
Wordlessly goes to turn it off.
You stop his hand.
Look, he respects you and cares about you a hella lot but what the hell
He'll ask you one time to please stop the song, then you tell him its a prank
Well two can play that game and he kinda wants to be cool and chill with you, bestie
He'll start bumping to the song along with you, but refuses to sing along if you are
Starts laughing, it becomes his hype song that he listens to in private for shits and giggles
Shows Bo and Vincent, who just tell him to get lost
Congratulations, you've given him enough ammunition to destroy the Sinclair braincells (which are a grand total of 3.5)
Gabriel May:
Vine voice: bITCH WHAT THE FUCK- WhUt ThE fUcK-
Power of electricity: used
Music devices? Shut off
Your music? Cancelled.
You've been banned from music
He actually thinks its hilarious and is gonna use it on Maddy every time she sees a man, be it romantically or just a fleeting glance and thinking they're aesthetically pleasing
He's got a playlist of sus music cause he can roam the internet and its 2021-22, so-
Will never let you live this down. Will make you regret showing it to him.
Menace with a speaker. What have you done?
Freddy Krueger:
Look I don't know shit about this man other than he's a menace and I haven't watched any of his movies yet but with the context I have, he loves it because its so awful and putrid in his opinion that he'll infect everyone's dreams with it and he'll torment any men and women and non-binaries, anyone at all. He will use this religiously. I have a bad feeling about it unless you both like it, if you do enjoy it, you'll be the reason of the Cringe-pocalypse, you dynamic duo.
Gremlin
(I only did these few slashers cause these are all the ones I know so far, but hey, enjoy lol. My bestie made me listen to it so now I must infect you all with it)
Also PSA: I understand that some things mentioned can be triggering, and I am talking about sex work, but if you are not triggered and just an asshole about sex workers and think of them as inferior I will personally invite you to eat my ass cause you eat shit and that apparently fuels your brain. All workers matter here, all professions are valid and deserve to be made safer and sex work is created by demand so if you want people stuck in it to be helped, stop the demand not the supplier who is just trying their best. And no one, NO ONE, dare talk shit about sex workers who enter the profession and enjoy it and like it so much. Fuck off. It's their choice, not yours. Let people live.
I just stumbled upon your page and let me tell you I am I N LOVE. I forgot how much I loved Pinhead, so I’m in the right spot. Could you possible do a short on how Pinhead reacts to pets? Like, how he is around horses, cats, etc.?
THANK YOU. Yes, I can do this. The only way to accurately interpret his reactions is to use Gordon Ramsey for every response.
They promise you'll get tingles in under 20 minutes.
Jason Voorhees:
⋆ Underwater ASMR with a GoPro strapped to his head.
⋆ Plays a soundtrack of the 'ki-ki-ki, ma-ma-ma' on repeat in the background.
⋆ Taps on a pair of Crocs™ sandals. He thinks they match his hockey mask.
Michael Myers:
⋆ Takes a leather strop and sharpens a knife.
⋆ Pretends to call someone using a rotary dialling phone, a landline button phone and a mobile phone.
⋆ Brings inside those barn kittens to make a whole video devoted to petting them and the sounds of them purring.
Freddy Krueger:
⋆ Loves this idea of making people fall asleep and creates an 8 hour long video. Definitely not for malicious intent, definitely not.
⋆ Repeatedly whispers 'bitch' and adds in, 'go to sleep, come to Freddy, I'm your boyfriend now.'
⋆ Cuts his sweater open to reveal the chest of souls; the trapped victims make overlapping, muffled cries.
Leatherface:
⋆ Persistently crank starts a chainsaw. It's a pleasant sound to him even if no one else thinks so.
⋆ Does a 'GRWM' video. Growls nonsense as he sews a new mask and applies makeup to it.
⋆ Shakes a jar of teeth he has collected over the years and makes a daisy-tooth-chain out of them.
Brahms Heelshire:
⋆ Sits the doll in front of the camera. (He is one of those artist's you never see their face.)
⋆ Prepares a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
⋆ Quotes his list of rules, repetitively.
Chucky:
⋆ Titles the video 'a bitchy roleplay' but it's just him with his normal attitude.
⋆ Repeats the soul-switching voodoo chant with jazz hands.
⋆ Makes the viewers suffer through his family's vacation slides - because if they bore him to sleep, he assumes this would be great content for an ASMR video.
Tiffany:
⋆ Taps on a box of cigarettes and blows smoke at the camera.
⋆ Most, if not all, of her ASMR videos dangerously border softcore porn.
⋆ Puts on a fashion display with clothing from a recent shopping haul.
Hannibal Lecter:
⋆ Never blinks throughout the whole video.
⋆ Re-enacts his famous salivary sucking sound at different speeds.
⋆ Taste tests variations of wines and describes each flavour with a low speaking voice in great detail.
Pennywise:
⋆ Begins to read a familiar nursery-rhyme but changes the ending to something disturbingly wicked and not suitable for children.
⋆ Constantly switches between doing a high pitched giggle and being eerily silent.
⋆ Blows up a balloon and pops it to wake up and scare the viewer.
Pinhead:
⋆ Exhibits how to solve the Lament Configuration.
⋆ Repeats the phrase 'sweet suffering' while attempting self-harm. His video gets reported and taken down immediately.
⋆ Ridicules the viewers; speaks explicit banter.
Norman Bates:
⋆ Whispers, though sometimes accidentally raises his voice, his reasoning as to why females are disgusting, with the exception of his mother. Like a TED Talks.
⋆ Changes to his mother's persona halfway through the video.
⋆ Sits expressionless in front of the camera, tapping his nails on a knife, while letting his mind wander off.
Billy Loomis:
⋆ Makes a 'kidnapping' roleplay. Interrogates the audience by asking what their favourite scary movie is.
⋆ Trims the ends of his hair and teases the viewers by pretending to cut his tongue with the scissors.
⋆ Plays with a pistol, spinning it around his fingers and occasionally cocking it.
Stu Macher:
⋆ Practices his ‘punny’ jokes and needs to take a break off camera because he can't stop laughing.
⋆ Explains the best way to gut someone and demonstrates on a plush animal toy, doing his best David Attenborough impersonation.
⋆ Dresses up as the Ghostface Killah and whispers ‘boo’ on repeat.
John Kramer:
⋆ Plays a voice recording via Billy like a classic Saw™ tape.
⋆ Does an 'unintentional ASMR' video. Shows you how to successfully make a trap using a gentle voice and slow hand movements.
⋆ Sets up a red and white hypnotic swirl and tells the viewer they're getting sleepy.
Samara Morgan:
⋆ Brushes her hair but doesn't let her face show.
⋆ Also brushes the hair on a mannequin and creates various hairstyles.
⋆ Crawls out of the screen and brushes your hair once you've fallen asleep.
Cujo:
⋆ Reviews food and gives a rating. (You know the channel I'm referring to!)
⋆ Barks in different tones and volumes.
⋆ Sounds of his drool hitting the microphone and then him licking it off.
Dracula:
⋆ Uses his fangs to bite into an assortment of inedible objects, purely for the purpose of creating good sounds and not to eat anything.
⋆ Gives a recitation of a dark lullaby from his childhood.
⋆ Collabs with the Count from Sesame Street™ and does a whispered counting video.
Hilliker Brothers:
⋆ One Eye chops wood.
⋆ Saw Tooth chops meat, i.e., human flesh.
⋆ Three Finger does a terrible job at filming. The camera is accidentally facing him the whole time.
Jack Torrance:
⋆ Writes a greeting dialogue on a typewriter and uses it for an intro.
⋆ Starts the video sober but finishes it drunk and passes out. He doesn't crop the video when editing, so the ending is unnecessarily long.
⋆ Whispers 'all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy' but changes the adjective each time he repeats the sentence.
Candyman:
⋆ Jabs the point of his hook into every mesh hole in the microphone.
⋆ Does a 'Bob Ross' painting roleplay video. It ends up being a masterpiece and commenters say he should start his own art channel.
⋆ There is a constant background sound of buzzing bees.
Leprechaun:
⋆ Does an 'accent tag' video. Gets comments by viewers saying they couldn't understand him and had to read the subtitles.
⋆ Flips a gold coin and asks you to guess if it landed on heads or tails.
⋆ Shines his shoe collection and talks about each pair, even though they're all identical.
Yautja:
⋆ Mimics the voices of popular ASMRtists.
⋆ Shows viewers an effective way to tighten loose dreadlocks.
⋆ Imitates a Darth Vader breathing sound effect through his mask; keeping his snarling to a minimum.
Alien:
⋆ Hisses and shrieks into the microphone at an unreasonably high pitch. It isn't suitable for headphone users.
⋆ Ends up destroying the microphone because it looked threatening.
⋆ The camera gets wrecked too.
Chop Top:
⋆ Draws his experience from Vietnam with stickmen and uses a red crayon for blood. He delivers a gruesome narration that isn't calming at all.
⋆ Does a 'mukbang' video, but instead of food, he eats pieces of skin he scratches off his metal plate.
⋆ Says the phrase 'dog will hunt' in assorted pitches.
Ash Williams:
⋆ Whispers 'groovy' and 'boomstick' over and over with a crazed facial expression.
⋆ Recites pages from The Book of the Dead, holding a flashlight under his chin like he's telling a ghost story.
⋆ Reloads and disables a shotgun.
The Creeper:
⋆ Creates an ASMR video inside the Creeper truck.
⋆ Devours the microphone so he can naturally turn his vocals into an echo.
⋆ Flaps his wings to copy the sound a wind turbine makes.
Pamela Voorhees:
⋆ Polishes an axe and repeats the word 'kill’.
⋆ Uses boxes of matches to create a diorama of a trailer and lights it on fire.
⋆ Does a 'positive affirmations' video.
Tall Man (Phantasm):
⋆ Makes his eyebrows dance for a visually pleasing aesthetic.
⋆ Irons his many tuxedo suits.
⋆ Uses telekinesis to make two Sentinel Spheres clink together.
Art the Clown:
⋆ Makes camera clicking sounds by taking selfies.
⋆ Rustles his black rubbish/garbage bag.
⋆ Waves and makes finger-fluttering noises with a devious grin.
Joker (2008):
⋆ Whispers how he got his scars.
⋆ Quietly laughs and claps, rocking back and forth.
⋆ Shuffles a deck of cards and fans them out, asking the viewer to guess where the joker is.
And the award for the most indecent parent goes to…
Jason Voorhees:
⋆ Misunderstands the term babysitting and almost literally sits on the child. The kid just looks up at him like, what have I done to you to deserve this?
⋆ Absolutely, under no circumstances, allows the child to get anywhere near his machete. Jason is protective like a mother hen and also doesn’t permit the kid to stray too far away from him.
⋆ Praises the child with head pats when they finish eating a meal, teaches them how to play catch and pretends like he’s awestruck at their strength when they lift something super lightweight. Jason wants this kid to be confident and have the childhood he never had.
Michael Myers:
⋆ This is uncomfortably awkward. Michael is staring down at the kid, the kid is staring up at Michael, they both squint and neither breaks eye contact; it’s a Mexican standoff.
⋆ What is it doing? Why is it pulling that face? And what’s that smell- oh my god. Michael doesn’t mind getting his hands bloody, but blood ain’t shit, which means it’s time to evacuate the premises.
⋆ He straight up leaves the kid alone in the house all day because fuck it. Who cares what happens to the kid after that personal ‘attack’ he endured.
Freddy Krueger:
⋆ He only has to look at the kid and the poor little thing is terrified and in tears.
⋆ Tries to cheer up the kid by tickling them. Whoops! The kid has to dodge the knives by doing a Matrix™ backwards lean.
⋆ Nearly gives up trying to please the child until he shape-shifts into a Care Bear and suddenly the kid has all the love in the world for him. Freddy is downright humiliated though.
Leatherface (Bubba):
⋆ You get a piggyback ride! And you get a piggyback ride! Everyone gets a piggyback ride! The kid is basically on Bubba’s back for most of the day.
⋆ They are just two peas in a pod; nothing but ongoing silliness and, believe it or not, Chop Top has to stand in and be the responsible guardian.
⋆ Makes up a secret language with the child. It’s just them trying to speak normally, i.e., talking nonsense, but they both seem to understand each other.
Brahms Heelshire:
⋆ But he is the one who needs to be looked after, not him looking after someone else. Just met the kid but already dislikes it.
⋆ Doesn’t allow the kid to touch anything except the floor because his family’s expensive heirlooms are not toys. ‘Here, play with the carpet.’
⋆ Catches the toddler touching the life-sized doll and feels like punting the kid out of rage, but puts the child in a time-out corner instead and goes to lie down. Much headache, very sore.
Chucky & Tiffany:
⋆ The kid doesn’t care if they look a bit creepy because they’re talking dolls! Doesn’t understand why other toys don’t speak though.
⋆ Chucky comes off as arrogant at first, but soon acts friendly and attempts to persuade the kid into switching souls with him. Old habits.
⋆ Tiffany finds the young one to be adorable and tries her best to look after the child; shooting Chucky a glare when he suggests to perform voodoo and makes it clear to him that it won’t be happening.
Hannibal Lecter:
⋆ Doesn’t touch the child much because children are unclean, dirty little creatures and he’s not about that life.
⋆ Takes the child to a museum, specifically to an insect exhibition, and explains why the moth is the most beautiful living entity. Grosses the kid out.
⋆ Tells the kid unnerving bedtime stories about how he murdered his victims, which one was his favourite to kill and what human flesh tastes like, all nonchalant. The child doesn’t understand and just listens to what sounds like pure gibberish.
Pennywise:
⋆ He cracks jokes, makes balloon animals, and throws confetti to put a smile on the kid’s face. It works.
⋆ Unlike Hannibal, he shares funny bedtime stories and ends up laughing more than the kid. If the kid giggles, it’s because they’re chuckling at the sound of his laugh instead of the tale.
⋆ Dresses the child up to look like a miniature version of himself and squeals with delight when the kid says they want to be a clown when they grow up.
Pinhead:
⋆ The undesirable groaning could be heard from space. He does not handle kids.
⋆ However, he’s surprised the child isn’t afraid of him and wonders if he should take this opportunity to introduce the kid into the dark world called Hell. Supposedly mould the child into his successor.
⋆ Well, that thought rapidly vanishes when the child abruptly vomits on his robe and then becomes airborne; Pinhead summoning chains to wrap around its body and hurling it across the room.
Billy Loomis & Stu Macher:
⋆ The toddler they look after turns out to be an absolute nightmare, and if sex education didn’t turn them off having kids, this demon child will.
⋆ 'You handle it!’ 'I handled it last, it’s your turn!’ 'I don’t know what to do!’ 'Fuck it, let it cry then!’ 'When will it stop crying?!’
⋆ They end up sticky-taping the child to a wall because it’s much easier this way and occasionally feed it and give it water to make sure the kid doesn’t die on them, like a plant.
John Kramer:
⋆ Shares wisdom with the child and teaches it a life lesson; to always value their life and be respectful of others. The kid listens and nods but doesn’t fully comprehend.
⋆ Picks up Billy and pretends to be a ventriloquist. Amused, the child demands for more every time he’s about to set the dummy aside, so this goes on for a good while.
⋆ Asks the child how they would torture a victim. The child replies, ‘Giving them a bath when they don’t want one.’ John simply smiles.
Cujo:
⋆ 'What makes you a good nanny?’ 'Woof!’ 'Alright, I’m convinced. You’re hired.’
⋆ Doesn’t do much because he’s a dog (lmao), but happily allows the kid to use him as a massive fluffy pillow.
⋆ 10/10 Will lick food off the kid’s face again.
Dracula:
⋆ Plays peek-a-boo using his cape and makes a different silly face each time he pops up. The kid is crying at this failed attempt of humour.
⋆ Leaves the kid alone for five minutes only to return to almost witness a death; the child is standing on a windowsill, ready to jump because they want to be a bat too.
⋆ Tries to feed the child a bottle of blood and it comes back up just as fast as it went down. Lesson learnt.
Leprechaun:
⋆ His accent just makes the kid laugh uncontrollably. He cannot be taken seriously.
⋆ Allows the child to handle his gold but regrets this decision when the kid tries to push a piece of the treasure up its nose. Why is it when a kid gets a coin they think, 'there’s only one place to put this; up my nose.’
⋆ Now they’re spending the rest of the day in the hospital waiting room. People keep approaching him, thinking he’s in a costume, and asking him where his pot of gold is. He says, 'Up this fucking kid’s nose.’
