#mandy rambles

[hotlightning]

ok chat I got another question for you.

my coworker recently told me "it's normal for your bedroom to not have a door lock".

to which I looked at him with abject horror.

Were you allowed to lock your bedroom door growing up?

Not even allowed to have it closed

No. parent's house, parents rules, etc.

This wasn't a problem for me

My privacy was respected (yes)

Voting ended onSep 27, 2025

[mandyjamali]

I just got tickets for me and my brother to see the Michael movie this Sunday! I’m so excited!

[oh-my-damn]

There's really nothing quite like having a shitty night out because your friend's stalker ex successfully stalked you and showed up and you got injured while chasing him down the street

to then logging onto tumblr.com and wattpad only to see notifications from people reading the shit you wrote and published just for shits and giggles

every single day i have to remind myself to finish law school so i have a legit education while my soul keeps telling me to pursue writing

[senor-cummies]

running a simulation of the next lu update

will be back with results

[mamichigo]

rereading dgm feels so cursed sometimes. the irony of this panel hit me like a ton of bricks

[pearsonspecterlitt]

guys

ok listen I know it’s been a million years

but I’ve been driving by the “Suits building” everyday in the past week after work (detour due to construction) and I just get so nostalgic about this show and the simplier times

[yurihakamori]

TLOZ FANS HOW WE FEELING

[temporary-dysphoria]

I had to fuck one guy off recently because his idea of getting to know me was to inform me that I had large boobs and to ask if I was into threesomes (while being stage 4 clingy at the same time) and in *less than a month* I'm getting interest from another person and I'm currently resisting the urge to send a preface message to this man with the following:

Hello, you have intiated contact. Please read the following.

-I am bisexual, is this a problem?

-I am butch, is this a problem?

-Yes, I am aware I have big boobs. I am fat, I'm big everywhere.

-I do not reply to messages straight away. Ever. No exceptions. It's not personal, it's just one of my character traits. Also I work on call for fucks sake, I'm not available every minute of every day, nor should I be.

-There will be a minimum 3 month getting to know you period before I'm comfortable enough with you to consider *anything* - excessive pushiness before this date will result in termination of contact.

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