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asparagus? no, my aspara-guy
my brother is writing a love letter and i am cackling
send me nice thoughts please i really need them right now
Asks?
Hi guys. I’m bored and feel like talking to people. Drop me an ask? I’ll answer anything.
LEZ BE FRIENDZ GUYZ
how is it Friday it was last Friday just a week ago
Friend: *snatches Terry Pratchett's Pyramids away from me*
Friend: *reads the blurb while I tackle him*
Friend: *throws the book back to me*
Friend: Good luck finding which page you were on.
Me: *finds page easily*
Me: *continues reading while taunting him*
Friend: I hope the author dies.
Me: *manifestation of extreme emotional trauma*
oh god if you think the 8888 Uprising is bad, wait till you read about the Saffron Revolution.
PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED FOR BEING KIND TO MONKS
THE ACTUAL HELL BURMA
I can’t write about the 8888 Uprising in Myanmar, everything is wrong and it hurts too much