Jun 8, 2022
Cere: You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.
Cal: Yeah, that’s why mine splits into two lightsabers.
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Cere: You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.
Cal: Yeah, that’s why mine splits into two lightsabers.
Greez, staring at a lightsaber hole in the wall of the Mantis: AGAIN??? Cal, this is the third time!
Cal: Tell it to the SPIDERS! THIS ISN’T THEIR SHIP!
Cere, freaking out: What were you thinking?! You could’ve gotten yourself killed!
Cal, not even phased: Bold of you to assume I was thinkin’
Greez: What’s wrong with you?!
Cal: Loaded question, elaborate.
Greez: Like in general??
Cal: Oh! Trauma.
Greez:
Greez: Cal, no!
Cal, confused: What?
Greez: Sorry, force of habit. Merrin, no!
Cere: But what about Cal?
Greez: Don’t worry about him.
Greez: I once watched him fall down 5 flights of stairs, stand up, and keep eating his hotdog like it was nothing.
Greez, pointing to something on a high shelf: Hey, could you grab that for me?
Cal: See, you do need me in your life.
Greez: I could replace you with a stepladder.
Greez: Cal, why are there lightsaber marks all over the bathroom?
Cal: I found a cockroach today.
Greez: ...
Greez: And then?
Cal: And then that fucking beast started flying.