Mantis Shenanigans

Submissions are always open! (Please excuse random bouts of inactivity, college is hard)

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Made a silly little tweet for Cal Kestis week day 2 for the Bogling prompt

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Purge trooper: Your droid is dumb.

Cal: *slowly removes his heart-shaped sunglasses* I beg your fucking pardon

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Greez: If the kid wants to go running around getting hurt that’s on him. I don’t care.

Cal: *trips and falls*

Greez: *screeches and runs over with bacta and 4 different types of bandages*

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Greez, staring at a lightsaber hole in the wall of the Mantis: AGAIN??? Cal, this is the third time!

Cal: Tell it to the SPIDERS! THIS ISN’T THEIR SHIP!

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Greez, pointing to something on a high shelf: Hey, could you grab that for me?

Cal: See, you do need me in your life.

Greez: I could replace you with a stepladder.

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We’ve really made it big now boys

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Cal, drunk and texting Kanan: Kanan! I’m being kidnapped, I don’t know where I am or where they’re taking me, please find me!

Kanan, checking his phone and turning around in the drivers seat: It’s me, you idiot. I’m taking you home.

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Trilla: Sorry I’m late, I was doing…stuff.

Cal, running in: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE KRIFFING STAIRS!

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Cere, freaking out: What were you thinking?! You could’ve gotten yourself killed!

Cal, not even phased: Bold of you to assume I was thinkin’

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Greez: What’s wrong with you?!

Cal: Loaded question, elaborate.

Greez: Like in general??

Cal: Oh! Trauma.

Greez:

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Stan asexual Cal. We need more ace characters

YES PLEASE

I 100% AGREE

There are almost no ace characters out there 😭 we need more for sure

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Favourite ship?

I’ve seen both Cal/Merrin and Cal/Boba Fett, which I both like, but I also headcanon Cal as asexual for the most part XD

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What lightsaber colour did you give Cal

I did the light blue one, because I thought it would be cool if he still had the blue but like made it his own you know?

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Honesty Hour, Ask me anything! Nothing will go unanswered

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I scrolled through the entire blog and I love it. You're doing great and take your time. College is stressful

Thank you so much!!! It really means a lot!! 💕💫

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Cere: You know, not every problem can be solved with a lightsaber.

Cal: Yeah, that’s why mine splits into two lightsabers.

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Greez: Cal, no!

Cal, confused: What?

Greez: Sorry, force of habit. Merrin, no!