#many lols

[i-am-the-oyster]

[innytoes]

So yesterday the Dutch government had a press conference about the measures being taken to combat Covid-19. And during that press release, they asked the public to please stop panic buying, because people are literally going out and buying ALL. OF. THE. TOILET. PAPER. 

The thing is, stocking up on enormous amounts of food and stuff is called ‘hamsteren’ in Dutch. Like, hamsters. Which lead to this glorious moment where the Dutch sign language interpreter signed ‘stop hamstering’.  

[thecatladyknits]

we had this informal “get to know you” meeting today with some of our team in the office and one of the women was talking about her son playing soccer and it was the funniest thing i’ve heard in forever and i am in fits over it.

she’s like “he is on the field, not playing and he starts doing the robot” and she literally is doing the robot in the room we’re in while in this meeting which is hilarious enough. after the game she’s like “what??? what are you doing out there??? why are you doing the robot??” and he’s like “mom! i’m not doing the robot; i’m *transforming*!!”, you know, like a transformer. and she says to us “i’m like OH MY GOD I HAVE THE WEIRD KID ON THE TEAM, OF COURSE IT WOULD BE ME” and then 2 minutes later she’s like “...but i’m a weirdo too so i can’t say i’m surprised haha” and she starts doing the robot transformer again and i am in fucking stitches

[innytoes]

YESSSS!!!

Harry reviews Harold's papers and he's like "Sir, they're clearly using this foundation to launder money, believe me" and Harold would absolutely retire to his studio to call each and every single one of those men and tear them a new one before handing the crew everything they need.

Kirk would probably tell Parker about all of his odd jobs and enterprises.

Later, while Eliot and Luke are fighting over the correct way to flip a burger, you'd see Kirk in the background, dangling in a harness in front of the shop's windows.

Okay but the visual of Kirk in the harness, dropping into view in front of Luke's windows is just priceless to me. Right before anyone looks (except the team, Hardison gives him a sympathetic smile), he is YANKED BACK UP.

[innytoes]

You'd write a fic where Reggie, an aspiring photographer, attends a guest lecture held by the Ray Molina, but he's so excited that he forgets to bring his camera. Some jerk tries to ridicule him/gatekeep and interrupts while Reggie's answering a question because of it, but the gorgeous girl who's in a lot of Reggie's classes stands up from the front of the room and defends him, pointing out how intelligent Reggie's answer was and how he clearly knows a lot/is passionate about photography and he belongs here. Ray backs her up, and Reggie thinks he's going to pass out.

The girl approaches Reggie during the portion where they're supposed to spread out and practice, offering to share her camera, and he accepts. She introduces herself as Julie and he has a lot of fun taking pictures with her and she's so easy to talk to! It's like he's known her for years. He thanks her for defending him and mentions that he wants to thank Ray too, and she leads him to the front of the room as the lecture ends.

Then she calls Ray dad and Reggie nearly passes away.

Perfect, no notes, 100% a fic I would write. It had all the highlights: photography fan Reggie, Reggie being a Ray fanboy, some jerk getting a smackdown, Rulie, and SURPRISE TWIST ENDING.

(Send me an ask with a fic you think I would write and I will tell you how embarrassingly accurate you are.)

[innytoes]

*uninnies your toes*

[innytoes]

Three different people in three different chats (including my mum) just thought that lady’s leg was fake. 

[innytoes]

So I got my mother into Anne with an E, and we got to the part where Matthew sends Jerry to pick up the dress and give Jeannie the button.

Mum: So basically, Jerry is Tinder right now.