Crushing on You || LifeSteal Headcannons
type :: fluff
tw/cw :: none
members :: mapicc, parrot, zam, spoke, vitalasy
Mapicc
In denial about his crush for super long, might never admit to it
Anyone who accuses him of liking you instantly gets their base blown up
He tries super hard to seem cool in-front of you but he’s a natural loser
One time he tried to flex his Fortnite skills on you… That’s the best and only rizz he got
Anytime you’re in a call with him, he starts try-harding at everything, pvp, building, anything
The entire server calls him out for this but just says he’s naturally good
If you two ever end up in a call alone, expect a lot of painful attempts of flirting
“Haha I bet you’re so short in person”
Definitely insults you a shit ton 24/7
You don’t know that he’s joking and start to think he actually hates you at one point
Bro will say the most foul stuff to you but if you dare say one thing back he either attempts to insult you back or leave the call and cry
Tries so HARD to get you to do couple stuff with him without actually saying
“Wow these two profile pics are so cute… I wish I had someone to match with me…”
If you do match with him, he screenshots it and smiles to sleep
“Hey I’m getting some necklaces and there’s a buy one get one free deal… do you want one?”
If you accept, he’ll never take the necklace off and if he sees you wearing he’ll try to sneakily take a pic of you wearing it
He’s not the type to confess online, he’ll definitely wait till VidCon or TwitchCon to confess to you in person
During his confession he’s super scared and nervous
His palms get sweaty and you can see his pit stains
When he does confess, it’s really sweet and simple
He thinks long speeches about emotions are too sappy and uncool
When you say yes he’s so happy, so so so happy
Definitely a great bf :)
Parrot
He doesn’t fall for anyone super fast, you two were definitely besties before he started liking you
When he realizes he likes you, he’s not sure what to do with himself
He’s not a flirty type at all
He might projectile vomit if he has to flirt
Does his best to research what to do and how to get you to like him back
Any time you’re in call he’ll ask stiff ass questions just to learn more about you
“Uh… Okay weird question but how many creases are on your neck?”
After you answer any question, he write it down. Not on a google doc but on PAPER
You can hear his nerdy ass writing with his old wooden pencil
He only wants to confess in person, hates the idea of an online confession
When you meet irl, he uses all of the data he collected to look like the perfect guy for you
But in reality, you already liked him so this made no difference
When he does confess to you, it’s super sweet and kinda cliche
Gives you flowers and chocolate, then gives the most simple yet sincere confession he can muster
Of course you accept :) And oh my god he’s so happy
He definitely rants about you on Parrot Shorts 24/7
Zam
Doesn’t know he likes you but he definitelyyy acts a lil different around you
He stills acts like himself but you get special treatment
Zam’s history of betraying people doesn’t apply to you, he can’t bring himself to do that
You guys call all the time but neither of you notice how your calls have gone a platonic tone to romantic tone
The shift was so subtle and slow
It’s like you guys automatically started acting like a married couple
One day, Pangi accidentally introduces you as Zam’s gf/bf and it suddenly clicks in his head
After Pangi says that he finally realizes that he likes you!!!
Doesn’t know what to do and decides to ask Pangi for advice
Pangi’s advice is basic, “just be yourself, be nicer, blah blah blah”
Zam listens to the advice but now he’s super stiff and uptight
You notice it and think that he’s mad at you
He quickly denies this and starts over explaining everything that he’s thinking
“- And then when Pangi said you were my gf/bf it suddenly clicked and I was like ohmygosh I like (y/n) that’s so crazy I mean how could I not but- . . . ”
Accidentally confesses
You gotta say yes, poor guy is so stressed out over it
Once you say yes, he starts cheering and asking “Really? Like for real?”
Shows you off to his close friends but doesn’t want your relationship to be toooo public cause of weird fans
Spoke
There’s not a single though behind those eyes
This man doesn’t know he likes you and will never confess
You’ve been best friends for agesss, at least 3+ years
Everything between you feels so natural and it’s almost like you grew up with each other
Everyone always asks if he likes you or vice versa and he always goes “Nahhh!”
But secretly, you and Spoke made a pact to get married at 30 if you’re both single
Everyone ships you together and he just laughs it off and says “Ha!! That’s so dumb” while your both on your daily 14 hour call with each other
When you meet in person he’s surprisingly touchy, but you don’t mind
But, when he sees the other members start to be friendly and touchy with you he goes : 🤨 that’s my job 😡
Starts to get protective and jealous over you and isn’t sure why
One day you get pissed off at him for ruining your conversation with someone and you angrily ask him, “Why do you care who I talk to?! Do you like me or something?!”
And both of you go . . .
The gears in his heads finally start working but they stop after like 2 seconds and he goes “Well duh we’re best friends!”
You cut him off by confessing your love for him
Bro straight up goes “ :O whaaaat no way”
He accepts happily and nothing changes between you two since you were basically already dating
Vitalasy
Your videos always so super well and they’re kinda similar to Vitalasy
He asks if you want to collab and you agree
While recording and plotting for your video, you two hit it off super well
At first he treats you like any normal friend but once the call ends he gets all giddy
Tries to snap himself out of it but he can’t stop smiling
Aww shoot… he likes you
He doesn’t want to seem desperate, how could he only know you for like 6 hours and instantly like you
Starts day dreaming about your future together and what house you’d have and-
No stop it! It’s too soon!!!
Decides the only way to combat these feelings, is by being the biggest jerk alive to you
Starts playfully bullying you and teasing you all the time
But his insults are so weak that you can instantly tell he doesn’t mean a word he says
He can’t help but always ask to call you, play games, and plot more videos
You two stream together all the time to the point where everyone’s surprised if he does a solo stream
Surprising has okay-ish rizz and is pretty smooth at times
One night, you two are calling like always and he’s about to sleep
Right before he sleeps he says “I love you”, making you get flustered from it and say “what???”
“I love you, you know that already” He says again
He instantly knocks out and the next morning he sees you’re still on call
When you wake up too, you ask him about it and he’s shocked at his own rizz
“Oh sorry for saying that, that’s so weird bruh I’m sorry if I made you uncomfortable-”
But then you confess too :)
After that, he’s shocked but confesses to you in a long ass ramble
Now you’re dating and literally no one is surprised
Twitter goes crazyyyyy about you two tho