Fabian: Hey, Black do you have a minute?
Sirius: What do you want Prewett?
Fabian: Well, I sort of want some advice
Sirius: Ok I will allow it, say it
Fabian: I don’t know if the girl I’m… uh… let’s say, interested in, likes me.
Sirius: Does she talk to you?
Fabian: Yes.
Sirius: Does she talk to you outside of class or without it just being out of politeness?
Fabian: …
Sirius: I’ll take that as a no.
Fabian: I didn’t say that!
Sirius: Anyway… describe the girl.
Fabian: She’s beautiful, blonde, a Gryffindor, a Chaser on the Quidditch team, has a gorgeous smile, and…
Sirius: …
Fabian: And lips that…
Sirius: STOP! STOP!
Fabian: What?
Sirius: There are thousands of girls at Hogwarts and…
Fabian: And?
Sirius: And maybe you could do me the favor of not getting all sentimental talking about my girl!
Fabian:…
Fabian: I… didn’t know you and McKinnon were dating.
Sirius: I didn’t say that…
Fabian: But…
Sirius: No buts. Go find another blonde.
Fabian: She’s not your property, nor your girlfriend.
Sirius: MARLS, FROM NOW ON, WE’RE DATING.
[from the other side of the common room]
Marlene: SO ROMANTIC OF YOU, BLACK…
Sirius: Was that a yes?
Marlene: Yes…?
Fabian:…
Sirius: There, we’re dating. Marls and I are a couple and…
[emerging from somewhere in the dorms]
Lily, Alice, James and Peter: FINALLY!
Sirius:…
Marlene:…