Any Louze

writer. menace. emotionally attached to fictional disasters. half angst, half banter, all bad decisions. ao3: anylouze | currently hoarding WIPs like dragon gold | brazilian 🇧🇷

[anylouze]

🌪️ Welcome to the disaster 🌪️

👋 Hi, i’m Ana (she/her)

📍 From Brasil 🇧🇷

✒️ ao3: anylouze

🖋️ Mostly here yelling about ships, trauma, Hogwarts house politics, and the many emotional support characters I’ve invented

🖤 My fics: (short and chaotic summaries below) 🖤

HARRY POTTER (MARAUDERS ERA)

🎸 Maps That Lead to You (WIP, Blackinnon Band AU, modern)

Marlene is the tour manager keeping The Marauders alive on a world tour. Sirius is the frontman who weaponizes charm, lyrics, and chaos. They keep “not crossing the line” until they do.

💿: Slow burn | Tour bus intimacy | PR disasters | Back-to-back birthdays (Nov 3/4) | Care disguised as annoyance | “Everyone is a mess but it’s fine”

📉 The McKinnon Effect: A Case Study in Sirius Black’s Emotional Collapse (WIP, Blackinnon)

Fake academic thesis ft. Sirius Black absolutely NOT falling for Marlene. Nope. Never. (He’s in deep. Like Mariana Trench deep.)

💥: Footnotes by Remus | Emotional repression | Denial Olympics

💔 Marlene McKinnon and All the Stars We Burned (WIP, Blackinnon)

A slow burn, war-torn love story between a firestarter girl and a reckless boy. Kissing, fighting, and the war that ruins everything.

🔥: Enemies to lovers | Angst with a happy ending | Marauder chaos

🎉 Blame It On the Birthday (one-shot, Blackinnon, +18)

It’s Sirius’s birthday. There’s confetti in the carpet, firewhisky on the table, a sugar quill behind Marlene’s ear, and a very inconvenient number of feelings in Sirius’s chest.

🍰: Birthday chaos | Bickering | 1st person Sirius | Friends-to-?? | Feelings explosion | Softness under the mess

🎃 Wicked Little Thing (one-shot, Blackinnon, +18)

They only tolerate each other. That’s the rule—until the Halloween party, Marlene shows up as Feyre, Sirius walks in as Rhys, and the match is a little too perfect to survive.

🖤: Matching costumes | Hate-to-hookup energy | Feral party | Worship vibes

🏆 Snitches and Stolen Kisses (one-shot, genderbend Jily)

Jane Potter kisses Liam Evans in front of half of Hogwarts. McGonagall is not pleased. Quidditch. Enemies to lovers. Shenanigans.

🎯: Public pining | Oblivious idiots | Detention as foreplay

HARRY POTTER (GOLDEN TRIO ERA)

🧬 Cassie McKinnon and the Hidden Truths (WIP, HP, OC-centric)

Sirius & Marlene’s secret daughter enters Hogwarts during Chamber of Secrets, finds magic, mystery, and way too many family secrets.

🧡: Gryffindor OC | Black family drama | Fix-it | First year | Found family

💥 When We Collide (WIP, Dramione)

Eighth year. Forced proximity. One angry kiss too many. Draco should hate her. He doesn’t.

🖤: Enemies to lovers | Jealousy | Rebuilding Hogwarts | Emotional damage

9-1-1

💘 First, Last, and Everything in Between (complete, Buddie)

Buck tries not to be Eddie’s first. Accidentally becomes his everything.

💫: First kiss | Coming out | Idiots in love | Season 8 vibes

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👀 If you made it this far: come scream in my inbox or rec me fic

✨ Let’s suffer together in fictional worlds

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[firehelpmeforget]

This might be a hot take but the line “You could live a hundred lifetimes and not deserve him, you know” (CF, Ch.13) has always said WAY more about Haymitch than it does about Katniss.

[anylouze]

Hi ,Do you have headcanos blackinnon and if so, what are they?

Well, I have a few… mostly headcanons I use in my fics 😅

Like Fabian Prewett being Marlene’s ex, or the fact that Sirius and Marlene both play Quidditch (and honestly, at this point, Quidditch is basically foreplay for them. 🧹🔥)

One I really love is that they’re both Scorpios: Sirius’s birthday is November 3rd, and Marlene’s is November 4th. I’m obsessed with the back-to-back birthday chaos. 🦂✨

Another one I use a lot is that Marlene is James’s neighbour, so once Sirius moves in with the Potters, she’s just… always around. Which is very inconvenient for everyone pretending not to have feelings. 😌

They both love leather jackets, and Marlene is constantly stealing Sirius’s. Obviously. 🖤

And those are the ones I remember for now!

[anylouze]

🖤✨ CASSIE UPDATE ✨🖤

So… Cassie McKinnon and the Hidden Truths is officially written.

All 31 chapters.

The Chamber of Secrets timeline is DONE.

We survived. Barely. 😭📚🐍

And because I am very normal about this child, I’ve already started working on the Prisoner of Azkaban timeline 👀

Book two will be called:

🌟 Cassie McKinnon and the Stolen Star 🌟

And the first chapter will be released together with the last chapter of Hidden Truths 🖤

I’ll keep posting Cassie weekly for now, so I can get the second book nicely ahead before it starts going up.

Because… PoA year.

Sirius Black.

Dementors.

Family ghosts.

Cassie being twelve and absolutely not ready. 😭✨

Thank you for reading, screaming, commenting, and loving my little chaos child.

Book one is ending.

Book two is already waiting at the door. 🖤🌙

[anylouze]

🎸 NEW CHAPTER IS LIVE 🎸

Maps That Lead to You — Chapter 13: Wrecking Distance

Marlene is being so normal about this.

(lie.)

Because this chapter has:

🚌 A border crossing at five in the morning and a bus full of idiots with phrase sheets 🇲🇽 Mexico City crowds losing their minds in the best possible way 🎛️ Peter catching a cue-feed disaster before anyone else can even finish panicking 😮‍💨 Sirius being obedient in a way that is somehow WORSE than fighting 📱 Tom Riddle’s silence doing what threats do, just better dressed 🖤 Marlene realizing the machine can keep running without her hand on it, and hating what that does to her

Link here

Also!!! 5 comments and I’ll early drop the next chapter because bribery is a respected art form in this house 🫠

[itswinterabyss]

I don't have time to edit new stories for the Blackinnon Fest, so I decided to make a short video edit of my favorite couple and my favorite fancast, Marlene. I really miss the time when Freya Mavor was a popular fancast

[hermiome]

You think the dead we love ever truly leave us?

[anylouze]

🖤 NEW FIC DROP 🖤

The Problem With French Blackinnon | One-Shot | Marlene POV

This one is:

— French flirting as emotional cowardice — Marlene McKinnon being deeply unimpressed (lying) — Sirius Black hiding real confessions inside jokes — Grandparents who clock everything — Yearning, denial, and the kind of tension that absolutely should have been illegal in seventh year

It’s soft. It’s chaotic. It’s embarrassingly sincere under all the sarcasm.

Which, unfortunately for them, is very Blackinnon.

Also... I tried to used a skin to help with the translation, hope you guys enjoy it

Read now on AO3

[conchitamendez]

Big Bang.

Night enveloped the apartment in an expectant silence. Outside, the streets seemed empty, but inside the air vibrated with tension. Sirius leaned over the table, his eyes shining like flames, while Marlene watched him with a smile that held the weight of the entire universe.

“They say it all began with an explosion the Big Bang,” she murmured, brushing her fingers against his shoulder. “A moment that changed everything.”

Sirius leaned in, his voice deep.

“And we are destined to repeat it.”

The kiss was the initial spark. The touch of their lips ignited a fire that spread without measure: clothes falling like stardust, hands urgently seeking skin, bodies colliding in a frantic rhythm. Every caress was a galaxy being born; every moan, a planet forming.

The apartment became a private cosmos, an expanding universe where nothing existed but the two of them. The climax was a searing explosion, an intimate Big Bang that left them trembling, united, breathing as if they shared the same air.

Sirius smiled against Marlene’s neck, still panting.

“The entire universe can’t compare to this and our love.”

She laughed softly, pulling him closer, and in that instant, infinity was reduced to two bodies burning together, creating their own eternity.

@blackinnon-fest

[itswinterabyss]

𝑰 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝑳𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖

[firehelpmeforget]

so many fics to read, but so many fics to write, but so many fics to read, but so many fics to write, but so many fics...

[anylouze]

⚡ CHAPTER 24 IS OUT ⚡

Cassie McKinnon and the Hidden Truths: What Fear Decided

A friend to walk beside. A duelling club gone wrong. A snake in the Great Hall. Ginny in tears. Harry at the center of something he doesn’t seem to understand either.

And because bribery remains a noble tradition: 6 comments and I’ll early drop the next chapter 👀🫶

[anylouze]

🕯️ NEW CHAPTER IS LIVE 🕯️

Marlene McKinnon and All the Stars We Burned Chapter 11: The Wrong Name for Catastrophe

Sirius goes to Godric’s Hollow.

Also: Peter is in this chapter like a shadow at the edge of the map.

Read now on AO3

[anylouze]

🌙 NEW CHAPTER IS LIVE 🌙

When We Collide — Chapter 28: The Changed Air

The dangerous thing is not kissing.

It’s knowing how she laughs when no one else is there. It’s knowing what your name sounds like in her mouth. It’s the changed air after that.

Read now on AO3

And yes, the bribery still stands because you all did not hit the goal last time 😌 So: 10 comments = early release for the next chapter 👀💚

[anylouze]

📚 Chapter 23 is out 📚

Cassie McKinnon and the Hidden Truths: Everyone Started Carrying Things

Inside this chapter:

🌫️ Public fear getting louder 💥 Fred and George trying to fix heartbreak with chaos 📏 Percy trying to fix heartbreak with rules 🖤 Ginny caught in the middle of all of it 🪻 Neville being so breakable and so lovely I nearly bit through a wall ✉️ One unfinished letter to Mum that absolutely stabbed me in the ribs

Also I need everyone to understand that the onion/newt-tail/crystal scene is both funny and devastating, which is a very Cassie flavor of pain and I support it against my will.

Read now on AO3

If this chapter gets 5 comments, I’ll drop the next chapter early 🫠🖤

[siriuslychessi]

I'm so happy with all the works in the Blackinnon tag, it's warms my heart, the world is healing.