Marlene: Guys, there's a monster under my bed, and it's really ugly
Sirius, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Marlene: Guys, there's a monster under my bed, and it's really ugly
Sirius, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
just because i'm a multishipper in the marauders fandom doesn't mean i ship every ship
for example-
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i don't ship--
i-i don't-
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fuck
Sirius stops mid sex to switch the record to the B side
Regulus did NOT get the math autism
sirius and james being so codependent on each other that, every time i portray marlene being angry at sirius, she has to throw a little "fuck you too, potter" one way or another.
I don’t gaf who you ship Sirius with as long as they are literally willing to get on their knees and beg for his attention. That’s all. He should always be worshiped by his partners because he’s literally the best and they all know it. Fuck you. Actually you know what he doesn’t have to pick all of your ships are real they’re just his harem
This is soooo fck funny because it's so trueee
Lool it's always this same damn thing 😆