#march talks

[mismarch]

funny asf how seidou gives juuzou so much shit for being a weirdo like brother you are going to be worse in like three years

[lukaslmao]

ITS ME @mismarch LIVE FROM LUKAS’ IPAD. MY PHONE IS BROKEN AND I DONT HAVE ANY OTHER WAY OF ACCESSING SOCIAL MEDIA FOR THE NEXT 12 HOURS OR SO. IF YOU HAVE MESSAGED ME, MARCH THE GREAT AND SLAY, IN THE LAST 10 HOURS AND I HAVE NOT RESPONDED THAT IS WHY. THIS IS VERY CRINGE AND NOT SLAY!!! BUT WE WILL POWER THROUGH THIS CHAT

[wordssricochet]

i hate my dad. i absolutely despise him. you know what? i might as well expose his secrets that i know in here because i honestly trust strangers on the internet more than my own family.

1. he watches porn. like, not CP. but honestly disgusting porn. like, watching it is already disgusting, but watching those "babysitter" prn vids?? get a hold of yourself, you're 55. how did i know? he got a new phone and i got his old one (which is new also, stop wasting money.)

2. he's cheating on my mom. i honestly expected him to cheat on my mom, because he had 2 wives before her. i already know he was going to cheat but it still hurt. i found out because he was driving me to school and i was sitting behind the driver's seat and i saw him texting a girl (that looks like she's in her mid 30s), and he's sending cringe emojis and sh and pretty sure he calls her "honey" or something lmao. i don't have the heart to tell my mom because she genuinely seems happy and she doesn't have work. and also because i don't have enough proof.

3. he's possessive of my mother. he keeps getting mad at dudes for even glancing at my mom. my mom gave her phone password to him because my dad is always suspicious of something (even though he's literally the one cheating lmao). my mom knows her worth, i overheard her multiple times before telling my auntie that if my 'dad' ever fucks up, she's leaving him, no second thoughts.

4. he's spoiling my 5 year old brother. i legit cried hours earlier because my brother keeps stealing my hotwheels (that my best friend gave btw). my dad said "ibigay mo nalang kay (brother's name) 'yan, hindi mo naman paglalaruan 'yan eh." please translate it yourself. the hotwheels is very important to me. my best friend gave it before he leaves school. plus, obviously i won't play with it, but i won't give it to my brother because its MINE. MY friend gave it to ME. the car is actually meaningful to me, to my brother it's just a car. plus, since you love my brother so much, why won't you buy him his own hotwheel? you just hate me that much, huh?

5. he said that i'm gonna have a family eventually. like no, dude. i scoffed at him the first time he said it, and he replied "ano? magpapakasal ka rin naman e, hindi pwedeng hindi ka magpakasal. " like bro?? stfu?? i don't wanna get married what the hell is wrong with you. so you're saying that i don't get to decide whether i'll get married or not? get a grip. the only reason why i don't want to get married is that i'm scared that i'll marry someone like him😬. like ew bruh.

so yeah, my father is a bad person, just a silly rant.

ANYWAY, I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE DPS WEEK!! :pp

[mismarch]

REDDIT IS FUCKING UNMATCHED.

[mismarch]

why didnt tg ever do anything w juuzou and amon both being raised by ghouls. like i feel like there shouldve been a dynamic there

[mismarch]

i watched the 1000 players rich vs poor video lately and had a revelation

[mismarch]

takizawas role for aogiris purposes outside of having a replacement for kaneki HAS to be psychological warfare btw. like. takizawa very notably in his debut as a ghoul doesnt have a mask. there is no effort being made to hide his identity whatsoever. and that is 100% the point. why they even used ccg investigators for the ghoulification procedure in the first place. its a fucking demoralization tactic and that is also why they broke takizawa the way they did.

(that and also, like, takizawa was the only available person that served as a stand in for ccg as a whole that aogiri could take vengeance on)

its such a horrific power play, but i genuinely think from the a ghouls perspective this is hardly different from how doves use the remains of ghouls as weapons. aogiri just used the remains of one of ccg’s own to create THEIR weapon.

[mismarch]

funny asf that hide was just doing the equivalent of vagueposting ghouls @ kaneki. like what was he hoping to achieve here. “omg kaneki my new special interest *blinks cutely* ghouls are sooooooooo interesting right. right kaneki! *presses fingers together*”

my brother in christ you two do NOT know how to communicate