#marelorn

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War Storm: A summary

Kilorn: Hey Calore if you’re “hotter than me”-

Cal *hands ablaze*: I am, and proud.

Kilorn: M’kay but does that make me cooler than you?

Cal:

Mare: I AM SO PROUD OF MY CHILD

Mare: THIS IS WHAT TRUE HAPPINESS FEELS LIKE

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Mare: You need a hobby

Maven: I have a hobby

Cal: Being bitter is not a hobby

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Iron Heart in a nutshell:

Elane: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are-

Evangeline: It’s not a joke, *sniff* I’M A LEGIT SNACK- *sob*

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Elara: Anything you say in the next thirty seconds is free, i won’t smite you starting now

Mare: I think you’re murderous, psychotic, controlling and bitchy. you have a god complex and you don’t think of anyone but yourself

Elara: wait a min-

Mare: I have twenty three seconds left and i’m not done.