Man, it’s hard being the sexy one, the bitchy one, and the only one who practices self care in this system of depressed assholes. But someone’s gotta do it and I handle it with grace - 🍸

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Man, it’s hard being the sexy one, the bitchy one, and the only one who practices self care in this system of depressed assholes. But someone’s gotta do it and I handle it with grace - 🍸
Margo should get to use Bathory’s spike bat. At least once
Although if I’m being real, I love the nasty vampire couple on a leash bit but I just know Margo would empty the chamber in jacks head. She just doesn’t like him that much
Margo Shelly and her pet vampire on a leash….
me: im a bit nervous to go in to work today bc i wasn’t planning on it and i like to know ahead of time what i’ll be doing for the day so now i feel anxious and out of whack idk it’s the autism
the host’s wife: you can call it an ““autistic thing”” all you want if it makes you feel better
me: it doesn’t?? i don’t like that I am this way?? i don’t like that I freak out over the smallest changes but it’s not really something I can control???
her: sure whatever you say.
like???? how am i supposed to feel about this interaction like I am seriously so anxious right now omggg
Big fan that Margo gets everything she wants — her husband (read: found family status), her presidency and her opportunity to be mayor because other people died and she was next in line. Go girl