I just had a thought… working at the bakery within walking distance of the yandere art school. Freshly graduated from the culinary arts program, you are the store’s sweet heart with a sweet smile and chipper disposition. Who’s spending way too much on pastries to see you every day?
i've thought about putting a culinary arts program - but im not sure if it actually counts as art...and my only reasoning for this is because of an anime (Magic-Kyun Renaissance) bc it's an anime about a magic art school and one of the characters becomes a master at pastries and cooking...it's a good show tho-
Narancia came with Guido, who wouldn't stop raving about this new sweets shop, and decided to see if the bakery had anything he'd like. He liked sweets and he was free at the moment. Just the display window had Narancia's mouth watering, all of the beautifully decorated cakes, light and fluffy cream puffs, crispy and golden tarts and pies, and so on. And then he met you - you were so...pretty. You smiled like an angel, you talked with a voice of silk, and you were so kind to everyone you helped. You even helped him pick out something he might like, settling on an orange tart. It was so delicious, he could of cried. You decided to chat with him since the bakery was kinda empty at the moment - you looked at him with such bright eyes when he talked about his different woodwork projects and his major. You just graduated the culinary section of the school and loved the neighborhood and general area so much that you made your shop here - and that you were pretty much making everything he saw in front of him. Oh, he would definitely be coming back - he wanted try the orange pound cake and he wanted to keep talking to you. Narancia comes by everyday to order some orange dessert and talk to you - you even give him samples of secret creations since he came by everyday. Don't be surprised when you're given a brand new wooden rolling pin, with such detailed carvings to make an imprint on the pastry dough. Narancia couldn't help but let his mind wander off...Taking you out of that cramped kitchen and into his house, baking and smiling for just him.
Guido is quite the foodie, especially loving Dolce and different cakes. He saw that you just opened up and decided to swing by after buying some supplies for his newest project. His stomach rumbled with just the smell of freshly-baked cake wafting into the air. And then he sees the cutie who was running the place - he remembered seeing you around the cafeteria area but you mostly stayed in the culinary section of the school. He regretted not talking to you earlier - You were so sweet and kind, helping him pick out the most delectable strawberry cake and laughing and beaming with pride when Guido complemented your cake. Guido definitely comes by often - to either eat cake or a quick pastry or to just chat you up. He was gonna tell Pannacotta about this place...But decided not to. He just wanted to be in your eyes a little longer. Like seeing you press a strawberry past his lips and smiling and giggling like an innocent angel...Oh, how he wanted to protect this smile. Guido even finds excuses to go to your bakery, just to see his sweet little chef. He'll definitely try to sweeten you up and try to get you to go out with him, it'll ease his mind even when he sees you chatting with the other male customers or that person you work with - Squalo.
Ghiaccio is a secret sweet tooth, he doesn't wanna deal with the bullshit he'll get for liking such sugary sweets. So he goes in private to different bakeries and shops for his fix. He just happened to walk by a display window of rather delectable macarons and tarts and decided to stop in. He's rather cold and uninviting, going straight to the point and ordering what he wanted. Ghiaccio watched you run around in the back kitchen since it was just you tonight, chattering and asking Ghiaccio. Letting him know that you just graduated from the school and opened your shop because you liked the area so much. Ghiaccio found it odd that you were so eager to learn about him - asking if he went there, what his major was, what he planned to do afterwards. No one really ever asked him or was interested, since he was usually reprimanded from his family of lawyers that he wanted to be an artist. It was just weird to have someone genuinely interested in him. He'll come back, but he says its because they were really good macrons. You even see him light up at the taste. He swings by for his usual order and it's usually quiet, but he begins to warm up to you. His heart throbbing when you just smile at him or listen to him rant, or even when you told him you just made a fresh batch of the macrons he liked because you knew he was coming in today. Ghiaccio felt...Loved. Like he could be himself with you. He'd cuss himself out for thinking romantic thoughts of you and melt at the thought of even just kissing you and seeing you smile just for him. But...the unexplainable rage he felt when he found out you mostly had a staff of men. His teeth ground and anger filled his brain when he saw that man, Carne, dare to touch his filthy hands on you or to even talk to you. He didn't belong there, none of them did...In fact, none of these cretins deserve to even be around you. You were his special person.
Noriaki was tired, dealing with his pack of grade schoolers and teaching them how to paint, breaking up paint fights, and etc. He needed a pick me up. He was gonna get coffee, but saw the delectable sweets you had displayed in the window - maybe something sugary can help. He couldn't deny how charming and delightful you were, and the pastries you made were simply delicious - his favorites had to be the cherry tart and the cherry cheesecake. He was delighted to talk to you, and he had someone to talk about his rowdy kids to since you were so interested. Noriaki could tell you had it in for him as well, with how you looked at him and those sweet smiles - not to be a narcissist, but he had plenty of people look at him like that in the past when they were crushing hard. He'd order from you for his students when they were doing well or for events. But he mostly came by for himself, chatting with you and enjoying your presence. You must put something in these baked goods, because he felt like cupid struck and arrow into his heart...So much that you were in his mind 24/7...He could black out and realize he made such a beautiful panting of you, either with the sweet smile and looking all innocent...Or his mind wandering and painting more lewd things, something that looked like cream on your face as you smile and take it...Oh, how he wanted to break that sweet and delightful person...
Just had a fun thought: SO gives their merc a peck to the cheek in public and scurries off (not teasing, just a quick moment of love). How do each of the mercs react (You can choose if anyone saw it or not)
Aww this is so cute
Quick Kiss
Scout: Extremely flustered. Literally can’t talk for a few seconds.
Soldier: Shouts “thanks cupcake!” after you
Pyro: Giggles and twirls their (nonexistent) hair
Demo: Takes him like 5 seconds to process what happened but once he does he pauses, touches his cheek, goes “huh!” all happy and then resumes what he was doing
Heavy: Grabs you by the back of the neck like a kitten and drags you back to give you a big exaggerated kiss on the cheek in return before releasing you
Engie: Goes “oh! Shucks…” all cute and shit
Medic: Yells “ugh you’re so cute it makes me sick!” after you
Sniper: Goes red as a tomato and completely forgets what he was doing
Spy: Makes a face like he hates it but he’s blushing of course
I love how Sniper reminds me of those Cheetahs in the zoo that need their own emotional support dog. Can I request Sniper with his emotional support SO? Like, how he’d use their support in public and recharge with them in private?
Omg cheetah with emotional support dog is like sniper to a T lmao you are so correct.
- He is absolutely the kind of guy who writes “I want to go home” in his notes app and shows you the screen when you’re at a function and you have to find a good excuse to leave
- Will send you in ahead as a “scope” and you can text him if the vibes are good or not
- When you’re alone together after an event he needs you to stay with him but don’t talk to him or touch him or look at him please
- “That was so awful.” “No it wasn’t, you had several good conversations and everyone thought you seemed very normal.” “If you say so…”
"Hush tesero," Bruno coos while fucking in to your dripping pussy, his large hand over your mouth as his own cum squelches around his cock, "You don't want to wake our little ones, do you?" You moan into his hand, trembling as you clench your hands on the crib's top bar, looking down at the sleeping twins. Bruno's free hand gropes your heavy tit, squeezing out a little milk even as his thrusting loses its rhythm.
"Let's make them some little siblings," Bruno growls, as you keen against his palm while you cum, shaking as you feel more of his virile cum pump back into your womb once more. Maybe you shouldn't have mentioned the return of your period to your baby-crazed husband...
WOW UM YEAH THATS MY HUSBAND RIGHT THERE - UNHINGED MF WHO WANTS MORE BABIES AND IM THE WIFE WHO GIVES HIM MORE
FLJSLJS GOOD FOOD RIGHT HERE
also god i hope the babies dont ever recall this bc OOF
I'm just thinking... Risotto is probably easy to back up. Like, this man is an assassin, he needs time to plan his kills to get away with it. So, he can be gone for weeks, ignoring his own arousal to focus on making sure he gets it right.
Then, he comes home to you in a cute outfit and a bright smile. Expect to be sucking on his balls to help him warm up before ending up coated and filled with his cum before the night is through. He makes use of all his piercings... Even the ones at the very base of his cock as he reshapes your hole.
Owning Nendroids makes me too powerful. So, the real question is if this is cursed or not…
Noriaki Buccellati, who takes licking a bit too far and uses his trusty stand Sticky Green to fight of his enemies to help achieve Jotaro Giovanna's dream and betray the mafia owned by the mysterious Dio.
Bruno Kakyoin was mind controlled by DIAVOLO, but lost to his now friend Giorno Kujo where they go on a 50 day trip to Egypt to save Giorno's mother. With his stand Hierophant Fingers, he'll be able to perform the '50-meter Radius Zipper Splash' which no one can deflect
I think the reason that Slashers are so hot is the same, or at least similar, to the reasons that Yanderes are considered hot. There's that sexy hint of danger (or, you know, a huge thing of danger) with "romancing" or being "romanced" by either of them. They tend to be buff, or they're intelligent, or they're some combination of the two. They make the primal, specifically horny/reproduction focused, part of our brain perk up because they have qualities that we want in our kid to help them survive......
Or they're just incredibly hot and we are simple, horny beings.
i mean yea...that makes sense. big = strong = strong babies = preserved family lineage
Hey jason i know you wanna kill me but like how about i give you a baby instead-
