Ha! Calliope, buddy, trust me. You wouldn't be getting a hug, you'd be giving a hug. That guy is more afraid of showing weakness and affection more than I'm afraid of the Kool aid man. And that's a lot.
- the real @marioguy28
"That’s.. extremely sad. I don’t mean that in the insulting way, of course. That’s just.. really sad to hear. I had a friend who was the same way. Avoided affection and weakness like the plague and it screwed her over in the long run… makes me wonder what would happen to me if I went down that road."












