Give me your g a y e s t of the g a y johnnyboy headcannons
Would now be a good time for that modern!au i was talking about?
Yes, yes it would be
Here is an au where they are youtube beauty gurus!!!!
-well first things first, these boys LOVE MAKEUP -they 100% have a youtube channel where they do makeup and they take turns uploading tutorials and prob argue over who the viewers like better -(i have no idea what the channel would be called so if anyone has ideas tell me and i’ll love you forever) -at first they would stick to drug store/cheaper makeup but when they started making money off of their videos they were able to afford more high end products-pony posts every monday and thursday, johnny posts every wednesday and saturday -100% did the ‘boyfriend does my makeup’ tag -that probably took a while to get done because they wouldn’t stop kissing each other -johnny practically BATHES in highlight while pony loves brow products -“nothing gold can stay…except my highlight”“would you stop talking and hold still?!” -“i could slice a soc’s neck with the end of my brows” “pony, we gotta edit that out, some soc’s might watch this!” -ponyboy openly advocates for makeup brands to stop testing on animals and plans to write a book about it -they eventually got popular enough and collabed with a high end makeup brand (probably tarte or too faced) and made their own eyeshadow pallet, which they called the Greaser Pallet! -the shades in the pallet are named White Trash, Cancer Stick, Paul Newman, Cade, Curtis, Windrixville, Leather Jacket, Tuff Enough, and Rough All Over.-they also came out with the Stay Gold Pallet, which is highlighters!! those shades are named Nature’s First Green, Rumble, The Same Sunset, and Winston :’) -soda and darry support their little bro all the way but were mad their names weren’t in any of the pallets! :( -dally found out his last name was in the pallet and he shrugged it off but was secretly super happy -whenever anyone in the gang asks them what to get their girl for her birthday, they turn and give each other a sly look because HEYOO ITS SELF PROMO TIME -“well actually johnny and i came out with this makeup pallet–”“god dammit now they won’t shut up until you buy it” -(the gang gets discounts of course) -random trips to sephora and ulta???? -their favorite brand is DEFINITELY anastasia beverly hills bc highlighters and brows -pony also loves urban decay and johnny loves nars-if they’re low on makeup money they’ll go to a drug store for milani and nyx, and if it’s especially bad, elf -JOHNNY WEARS BLUE HIGHLIGHTER ALL THE TIME AND IT LOOKS AMAZING -he only wears lipstick from sugarpill and lime crime -tbh this boi never wears neutral tones -but pony is the exact opposite he loves a more neutral look -although he will occasionally pull out the rhinestone falsies-and there was that one time he saw a sunrise so beautiful he KNEW he had to do a look based off of it -oh yeah and he does a MEAN CUT CREASE johnny could N E V E R -they both look very beautiful with makeup and are super comfortable in it and love and support each other