Sep 26, 2021
Wolf: [to the banana he’s peeling] may I take your coat ma’am?
Thorne: [sitting across from him] do you think other people can’t hear you?
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Wolf: [to the banana he’s peeling] may I take your coat ma’am?
Thorne: [sitting across from him] do you think other people can’t hear you?
THE LUNAR CHRONICLES ↳ CRESS DARNEL
Cinder: where's Kai?!
Thorne: he’s SAFE, just like I promised. He’s set to marry Lavana, like HE promised. You get to die for him, like YOU promised. So we're all men of our word, really. Except for you who are, in fact, a woman.
Thorne: does anybody have any questions?
Scarlet: is this legal?
Thorne: 
Thorne: does anybody have any relevant questions?
Thorne: I failed the safety course today
Cinder: how?
Thorne: well, one of the questions was, “in case of a fire what steps would you take?”
Cinder: and?
Thorne: well, apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer.
cinder: would you mind helping?
thorne: oh I’d love to but I don’t want to
Cinder: I just want to say from the bottom of my heart
Cinder: I didn’t sign up for this shit.
Winter: sometimes i don’t realize an event was traumatic until i tell it as a funny story and notice everyone staring at me weird