the Rampion trash

whatever it is, thorne did it. ➳

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Thorne: is this cheese old?

Cinder: I don’t know

Thorne: okay, well…does it melt?

Cinder: all cheese melts, Thorne.

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New video:

https://youtu.be/oqDaa_hWjnk

[incorrectatlasix]

Reina: what do you think your last words will be?

Nico: well shit…that didn’t work

[forcedtoland]

TLC IS GETTING ANIMATED HELLO???????

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https://youtu.be/dO5gsNbIcJ4

@mostthingskenobi

Here’s another one for you😉

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Kai: I heard an interesting rumour today

Jacin: only one? I started at least eight.

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Thorne: getting up at 5am every morning has made me realize that 5am isn’t a place, it’s an emotion.

Scarlet: 5am isn’t a place

Thorne: that’s because it’s an emotion

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no one:

Kai: I am aware of the effect I have on women.

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I posted 100 times in 2021

95 posts created (95%)

5 posts reblogged (5%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.1 posts.

I added 681 tags in 2021

#the lunar chronicles - 81 posts

#cinder - 75 posts

#linh cinder - 74 posts

#carswell thorne - 73 posts

#cress - 72 posts

#captain thorne - 65 posts

#lunartic - 63 posts

#cress darnel - 63 posts

#cresswell - 60 posts

#emperor kai - 55 posts

Longest Tag: 33 characters

#incorrect lunar chronicles quotes

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Cress: in my defence, I was left unsupervised.

Cinder: wasn’t Thorne with you?

Thorne: in my defence, I was also left unsupervised.

107 notes • Posted 2021-07-03 01:01:26 GMT

#4

Thorne: so apparently this guy died in the living room

Wolf: so I guess it’s not really a living room

Thorne: nice

Kai, frantically shoving Thorne and Wolf out: i’m so sorry for your loss and about those two—

117 notes • Posted 2021-07-17 01:00:59 GMT

#3

Hi, where can I sign a petition to get the Lunar Chronicles as a tv series?

Thank you

120 notes • Posted 2021-09-17 01:01:58 GMT

#2

Thorne: why are you looking at me through a fork?

Jacin: I’m pretending you’re in jail. It’s spiritually healing.

121 notes • Posted 2021-09-30 01:01:42 GMT

#1

Iko: why do you look like that?

Kai, facedown on the floor: like what?

Iko: like you’re dead

Kai: because I am dead

Thorne without looking up from his netscreen: he called Cinder “babe” in front of the entire commonwealth.

182 notes • Posted 2021-09-29 01:01:24 GMT

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Iko: she got stabbed in the heart? That’s poetic

Thorne: huh?

Iko: heart

Iko: it’s that thing that beats in most people’s chests.

Thorne: can’t say that I’ve heard of it

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Jesper: Inej, can I give you some advice?

Kaz: absolutely not.

Inej:

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Inej: it’s okay, I’ll go through the window

Jesper: yes, because all good plans start with “I’ll go through the window”

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Jesper: One question about your business, boy, or there's no use going: This girl... how far are you willing to go to save her?:

Mal: I'd die for her.

Jesper: Oh good. No worries then.

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cinder: would you mind helping?

thorne: oh I’d love to but I don’t want to

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jesper: would you marry inej for a million kruge?

kaz: I suppose so, yes

also kaz: but, I mean, I don’t really have that kind of money.

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inej: there will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.

kaz: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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Grisha Guard: you are, without doubt, the worst criminal I’ve ever heard of.

jesper: ah, but you have heard of me