#maritalkstoomuch

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Ryusae marriage but when the preist asks if anyone objects rin just fucking shoots shidou in the chest

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Do you think Bunny ever sees ryusae and their homosexual tendencies on the field that makes everyone uncomfortable and thinks “I could make them so much worse”? Because I do. Put them all on the same team together and watch the rpf fanfic writers in the blue lock universe jump for joy

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Sae getting fucked nasty style by bunny and shidou in the backrooms of an interview while being gagged by both of their ties

Hey am I muted? 🥹

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The concept of Shidou looking to his left and seeing suicidal homosexual 3000 (Bunny) and looking to his right and seeing autistic homosexual 3000 (Sae) and immediately thinking about them Eiffel towering him

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Sae getting accused of queerbaiting by the media so in his next match against Barcha when it’s finished he just pulls Bunny down to his level and kisses him. Not even like a tiny peck either, the sloppiest most lust filled kiss the world will ever see, and then Sae just.. walks away leaving the Spaniard licking his lips.

Obviously the media fucking EXPLODES because what the fuck just happened, and just to stir the pot even more, Shidou posts on his twitter “probably the best match in history” with an image of Sae sleeping on him in his PXG jersey and Bunny snuggled up next to him.

Sae and Bunny would find this hilarious when they wake up, their PR teams on the other hand would probably cry and wish to kill themselves—Shidou is his own PR team nobody taking his ass.

Dabadie already had a loaded gun in his bag with one bullet ever since Sae met Shidou. He’s thinking of upgrading to four so he can shoot all three of them and then himself.

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Imagine Bunny having a photo in his away bag like a husband at war, but instead of it being a heartwarming photo it’s just Sae dicking down Shidou.

That’s his why.

(Shidou has one of Sae being fucked by Bunny, and one of Bunny being fucked by Shidou was given to Sae, but he refused since his teammates like to poke around in his things.)

(He keeps his as jerk-off material in an undisclosed location.)

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Kaiser who teases Sae for being extremely loud when him and Shidou are fucking, saying the dick can’t be that good.

Sae lets him have a turn.

Turns out, the dick, infact, is that good.

(Kaiser is too proud to admit it, but it’s the best sex he ever had and he jacks off to the memory. Sae knows of course, and would be willing to lend him his demon again but he wants him to beg for it.)

Something something Kaiser begging for it and getting the new best fuck of his life when he’s spit roasted by ryusae

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Beta Sae who wishes he was born an alpha or omega because his friends (alpha bunny and omega shidou) can smell what he’s feeling and get together because it was in their biology and they’re ‘’meant to be’ and alpha x omega bunryu who’s been plotting on him and staking their claim over him for months because they’re both tops and want to fuck him till he cries send