mari !! 🍰

Self proclaimed ryubunsae ceo. Hi welcome to my diary please enjoy my ramblings and fic promos

[offlinesaint]

Heyo! I’m Mari or Saint and this is my internet diary ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡ I go by onlinesaint or offlinesaint on most platforms, and I like to post fanfics :D this is a little about me im new to tumblr idk if im doing this right… this blog will mainly be about blue lock but maybe other things will sneak their way in I don’t know yet

About me!

My name is Mari, but I also go by Saint! I’m stating this because I realized I have very little bllk friends…I write ryubunsae fics for fun under offlinesaint on ao3 and I’m a black lesbian! Idk please bmf and ask me stuff im so cool!! All my posts will be under #maritalkstoomuch btw

Favorites

Favorite shows: Blue Lock, HunterXHunter, Death Note, Squid Game, Eddsworld, Haikyuu, Gachiakuta, One Piece

Favorite games: Roblox, Blue Lock pwc, project sekai, Minecraft

Favorite ships: RYUBUNSAE!!! I’m ryubunsae ceo this is not fake this is real I am the ryubunsae CEO. I also enjoy bunsae, ryusae, and ryubun separately. Hisoillu, Saeness, Kaisae, Ryureo, Ryureoness, Zosan, Sukugo, Janka, Tomtord, polyshow, Thangyu, kagehina

Love how I made my intro Sae themed knowing damn well I love shidou and bachira more.. I’m not doing this shit again idec anyway accept me into blue lock tumblr I’ll be sooo funny and kind and clog up the tags with my bullshit I rlly hope I tag this post correctly

[offlinesaint]

I just realized I haven’t posted in a while.. more posts coming soon ok?…

[offlinesaint]

Ok I woke up and as promised the fic has been uploaded.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87804066

If you like ask a stupid question get a stupid answer read this. I fucking love that fic

If you haven’t, go read it and then read mine. I fucking love that fic

[offlinesaint]

Finally finished 🥹🥹 shoutout to my evil ass friend group (in specifics, abi my princess) for motivating me ❤️❤️❤️ 2.7K words of bullshit inspired by ‘ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer’ comes out whenever the fuck I wake up I’m so tired rn

Also shoutout to Alexis for buying me that discord decoration I wanted 😊😊😊

[offlinesaint]

I’m writing a ryusae fic right now inspired by ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer and im actually writing straight bullshit.

Still getting released tho

[offlinesaint]

Hihi no posts recently because ya girl has been spending quality time in Japan ransacking every animate for bluelock merch while on vacation ❤️

Go follow my TikTok account I’ll be posting headcanons on here + fic teasers n promos, I’m already working on the first slideshow!!

[offlinesaint]

Selling one body part per ryubunsae drawing do we have any takers?

[digid0g]

You know whaat else happened in 2018?

[offlinesaint]

Ness has a bigger dick than Kaiser and Kaiser makes him wear a cock cage because why should his puppy have a bigger dick than him if he has no use for it?

Sae also makes shidou wear a cock cage but for an opposite reason. He knows his devil is horny and doesn’t want him to get off if he’s not there so he uses it as insurance Shidou’s not getting off without him

[offlinesaint]

Ryusae that can’t decide who tops so they spin a wheel and decide which attractive soccer player to seduce and wreck to oblivion for the night so they can both top

The wheel starts off as Kaiser, Ness, Bachira, Reo, Bunny, Hugo, Karasu, Isagi, Aiku, Sendou (Shidou thinks he’s cute in a pathetic puppy type of way, and Sae begrudgingly agrees, no matter how helpless the two think he is at soccer), and a few players that are pretty faced and can keep a secret

Overtime the wheel dwindles down to Reo (always a really good sub, whimpers deliciously 10/10) and Bunny (Just a third top, more like a battle to the death, but very satisfying when someone submits and gets their holes stuffed)

Maybe bachira on the occasion. The guy basically makes new positions to put himself in.

Is it really whoring yourself out if you do it with your boyfriend, or is it a relationship bonding activity 🤔

[offlinesaint]

Bunny always being praised for being the jewel of spanish soccer, never had anything bad said about him blah blah blah and he’s starting to get tired of the praise, Sae who hates his guts and ties him down and uses him as a toy, spitting vitriol at him as he slices him ans calls him a useless striker

Ness and Isagi who degrade kaiser as they touch him lightly, saying the harshest words in a light and airy tone.

Sae who degrades Shidou as he sits crossed legged on a chair, watching his pathetic devil jack off to his words while he kneels infront of him because yes, sae’s words are harsh, but at least his angel is aiming his words at him.

Degradation is beautiful, truly.

[offlinesaint]

Journalists that try to create a dating scandal between Sae and somebody else but his main two connections with Shidou and Bunny are so muddied because in one hand you have a juicy enemies to lovers story that would certainly get the people’s attention but then you have Shidou and Sae who work perfectly on and off the field and then… Bunny and Shidou? Who do whatever the fuck?

They end up being labeled with a “???” And the press move onto pushing more kaisagi.

[offlinesaint]

The vulnerability of Sae in football being a trans player, hiding it from everyone because soccer is hella homophobic (but somehow really fucking homosexual, ion get that) Sae coming out to shidou and having sex that’s not only sex, but sae realizing that shidou doesn’t care and accepts him for who he his, even if he’s trans 🥹 and i honestly think it’s so adorable

on a hornier note, Sae being ashamed of his pussy so he never played with it, and shidou making him squirt for the first time + Shidou eating it for breakfast lunch and dinner just to show Sae that he doesn’t gaf that he doesn’t have a dick, and that he doesn’t need one to get pleasure from sae.

also, sae with 56 strap ons.

[offlinesaint]

Ryusae who are in an official power exchange relationship

Nagireo who are in an official power exchange relationship because of Ryusae introducing the joys on dom/sub into their lives

Poly nagireoryusae that have Sae and reo as doms and shidou and nagi as subs

They’ve never been happier

[offlinesaint]

Kaiser who teases Sae for being extremely loud when him and Shidou are fucking, saying the dick can’t be that good.

Sae lets him have a turn.

Turns out, the dick, infact, is that good.

(Kaiser is too proud to admit it, but it’s the best sex he ever had and he jacks off to the memory. Sae knows of course, and would be willing to lend him his demon again but he wants him to beg for it.)

Something something Kaiser begging for it and getting the new best fuck of his life when he’s spit roasted by ryusae

[offlinesaint]

ur ryubunsae posting is my why. i think uve pavloved me with all ur banger posts bc every time i see something abt them from u i accept it as canon

This is what i aspire to be. I can’t draw nor edit so I hypnotize everyone into the ryubunsae agenda to do it for me. Tell all ur friends to become my ryubunsaelings NOW.

This is actually a representation of how I spread my agenda. I sprinkle it on my posts like fairy dust and it goes into your bloodstream when you view or interact with it

[offlinesaint]

Beta Sae who wishes he was born an alpha or omega because his friends (alpha bunny and omega shidou) can smell what he’s feeling and get together because it was in their biology and they’re ‘’meant to be’ and alpha x omega bunryu who’s been plotting on him and staking their claim over him for months because they’re both tops and want to fuck him till he cries send