Biblioteca Melensa Volume n. 250
Mark Caltagirone: Eterofobia
Recensione: il dramma di un problema serio e reale raccontato da un personaggio serio e realeAH NO!

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Biblioteca Melensa Volume n. 250
Mark Caltagirone: Eterofobia
Recensione: il dramma di un problema serio e reale raccontato da un personaggio serio e realeAH NO!
live from italy: ex soubrette pamela prati repeated for months that she was about to marry an entepreneur called mark caltagirone, though no one had ever seen him, except for two pictures which later surfaced online, with her two managers donna pamela and eliana also coming along to various tv appearances to back her up, during one of which pamela prati stormed off because she was SO upset at the allegations that she was lying, especially because she claimed that she and mark also had joined custody over two kids, although no one had ever seen them in person either, until an online press outlet called dagospia revealed that mark caltagirone doesn’t exist ! and that those pictures of that man had been stolen from the facebook profile of a layer in sardinia. after more allegations, even that someone had thrown acid outside pamela’s house (???), manager eliana finally crumbled on live tv in front of TV presenter barbara d’urso, and admitted that mark caltagirone most likely doesn’t exist and that she, too, had been married, no, spiritually married for ten years to a man called simone coppi whom she’d ever only seen once ? from afar? and that she’s had virtual sex with him ? until she found out that he was a catfish!, that his fake cousin danny coppi had catfished various other celebs (who had sent ‘him’ explicit videos of themselves) and that danny had not dated barbara d’urso in 2012 (barbara d’urso also found out that this catfish/ghost went around saying they had been lovers). another journalist found out that the same person who had called their office claiming to be mark caltagirone’s lawyer was, in fact, manager donna pamela, investigation over danny coppi and simone coppi’s numbers revealed that the same person was behind them and it was heavily implied that it was donna pamela, and the pictures of the kids pamela had custody off had been stolen from private instagram profiles of real kids/family. right after this tv programme, on wednesday, dagospia exclusively revealed that it was all a lie! managers donna pamela and eliana are in fact lesbians who have been together for a long long time and have set up various catfishes as an elaborate scheme to get explicit videos off celebs and potentially blackmail them and that they had put together this pamela!mark caltagirone publicity stunt as a scam that backfired heavily. so now they’re facing accusations of blackmail, scam, identity theft of adults and minors and fake reports of the acid and more. i might have missed some stuff this this is the summary of what you missed in italy and what we’re all making memes about.
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Nobody:
Mark Caltagirone:
italian tumblr help
ma cos’e’ questa cosa del mark caltagirone?
MI STO SENTENDO MALE
Mark Caltagirone si faceva chiamare Marco Calta, quindi è stato Mark Caltagirone a rubare le 6 maglie alla Rinascente.
harry, somewhere in rome, yesterday evening: HOLY SHIT
harry: [gasps] LOUIS
louis: what
harry, watching live - non è la d’urso: MARK CALTAGIRONE DOESN’T EXIST AND THEIR CHILD WAS AN ACTOR