Chez, Kingston, and Markus all act like they own the school. Do you think they deserve to walk around with that type of ego?
Let's do this step by step, because glory, these dishes aren't all equally expellerific.
Firstly that halfbaked megayawn, Kingston. I bet the lads over at Durmstang are well glad he decided to sashay over here, but I'm not. Do you think he deserves to walk around at all? If it were up to me, I'd have him boxed up and shipped to Brunei.
Next is that three snores and a half grumpy fella', Markus. If anything describes him perfectly, sweets, it's: sea cucumber.
1) Resembles a gargantuan turd.
2) Breathes through its anus.
He doesn't really deserve anything. That's why the poor baby hasn't gotten laid yet.
As for Chez ala Chez, regardless of whether or not he deserves that big, fluffy head of his, he's been walking around like that since day one. If people have a problem with it, they can boo-hoo all the way back to diaper days and try to sort it out.
xoxo
Claret.















