Markus : Do you have anything you wanna tell me?
Alex : Uh, no.
Markus : Okay, well, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like, I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so-
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Markus : Do you have anything you wanna tell me?
Alex : Uh, no.
Markus : Okay, well, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like, I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so-
CHANGE MY FUCKING MIND!
FC Schalke 04 hat Markus Schubert ablösefrei verpflichtet. Schubert hat einen Vierjahresvertrag bis zum 30. Juni 2023 unterschrieben.
FC Schalke have signed Markus Schubert on a free transfer. Schubert has signed a contract until 30 June 2023.
Ragnar : Do any sounds annoy you?
Markus : Real or imaginary?
Ragnar, confused and scarred : Imaginary?
Markus : Spiders wearing flip flops.
Markus : I was arrested for being too cool.
Ragnar : The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.