Markus : Do you have anything you wanna tell me?
Alex : Uh, no.
Markus : Okay, well, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like, I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so-
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@incorrectfcbanddfbquotes
Markus : Do you have anything you wanna tell me?
Alex : Uh, no.
Markus : Okay, well, your horoscope said that you're keeping secrets so like, I don't wanna call you a liar but the stars don't lie so-
Niklas: Did Alex just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Josh: Yeah.
Niklas: And did I do finger guns back?
Josh: Yeah, you did.
[22 missed calls and 135 unopened messages from Thomas]
Manu: Are you ok??? I’m sorry I didn’t answer I was-
Thomas: This video of a cat wearing a scarf reminds me of you.
Niki: Hey, you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?
Leon: What's wrong with you? You're a hazard to humanity.
Josh: And a coward. Do twenty...
Toni: *complaining about smth FCB related*
Josh: Complain complain complain...
Josh: You know when live gives you lemons...
Toni: I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
Alex: Why do you hate Jogi so much?
Thomas: I never said I hated him.
Alex: Really?
Thomas: I just said that if he was on fire, I might consider roasting marshmallows.
Manu: I hate when kids scream in public.
Manu: You don't have any real problems! It should be me screaming! ME!
Bernd: Some people are like slinkies.
Julian B.: Explain...
Bernd: Relatively useless, but they still make you smile when you push them down the stairs.
Julian B.: Please don't push Marc down the stairs.
Bernd: You can't stop me.
Josh: Hey, can I ask your advice on something?
Thomas: Are you sure, dude? Isn’t there someone else better you could ask? Like, literally anyone else?
[Niki and Josh being at the trainings ground alone at night]
Niki: What was that?
Josh: I don't know.
Niki: I think I see someone.
Josh: Let's pretend we're in on it.
Niki: Josh no, wait-
Josh: WE'RE HERE FOR THE MURDER STUFF!
Josh: WE SAW THE AD ON CRAIGSLIST!
[at the start of the national break]
Löw, to Philipp: And remember, we do not say bad words in this team-
Manu, in the distance: FICKEN!
Josh: I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye on things–
Leon: That's because you are short.
Josh: *kicks him in the shin*
Instructor: Welcome to salsa class. Who is ready to learn how to dance?
Niki, hiding tortilla chips bag: There's been a misunderstanding.
Mats: Did Manu kick you out of the kitchen again?
Thomas, huffs: Yes and i really don't get it.
Mats: Well I do. Remember what happened last time?
Thomas, muttering: You nearly burn down the kitchen ONE time and you're banished for life.
Niki: Fist me.
Alex: I- what the fuck.
Niki: *holds out fist for fist bump*
Alex: Right. Of course that's what you meant. Okay.
Thomas: Okay, but imagine if fruit or vegetables were actually alive and SCREAMED everytime we bit into them but to us their screams come off as crunch.
Manu: Thomas please repeat after me.
Manu:
Thomas:
Manu:
Thomas:
Manu:
Thomas: Manu, you're not saying anything.
Manu: I know.
Niki: Well fuck me if I'm wrong-
Alex: You're wrong.