ppl get upset and confused when i talk abt @sourpatchdaddy bc i refer to her as my boyfriend/girlfriend/datefriend interchangebly and this is bc marissa is on every plane of existance and can’t be tied down to one realm
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ppl get upset and confused when i talk abt @sourpatchdaddy bc i refer to her as my boyfriend/girlfriend/datefriend interchangebly and this is bc marissa is on every plane of existance and can’t be tied down to one realm
marleequinn replied to your post “do that ship meme for ur time-travelin gays!!”
ahhhHHH i love it. i haven't even watched the show but i Love it lmao i gotta get on that sometime,,,
i would b so like pleased if u started to watch ql bc it is just ridiculous enough that you would probably like it and also bc u will love al
do that ship meme for ur time-travelin gays!!
i mean i love this i love my time traveling gays i love the loony toon in a big dark time void and his hologram from the future
is a better cook: aie it the groblin king al and sam is like kind of pissed about it???? like whatever he’s not going to say anything but he does hv seven doctorates so why can’t he poach an egg??? but alas sam beckett can’t cook for shit and al can make things that taste like you know tastes.
falls asleep first: al conks out the minute his head hits the pillow and snores up a storm while sam is like sitting up next to him with the lamp on reading a physics journal in one hand and has the other hand just like petting through al’s hair absently still unable to stop touching al bc he can finally.
is the bigger cuddler: like both of them but more sam. sam will do octopus limbs all over al in bed and hold him super close and he does that thing while they’re in the kitchen where he comes up behind al and just wraps his arms around al’s waist, leaning his head on al’s shoulder and swaying to the simon and garfunkel they hv on bc he loves hugging up on the world’s littlest admiral
stays up until 2am reading: sa a aaa aaam. he’s in the living room huddled up trying to finish a paranormal romance b4 al sees him reading it and taunts him FOREVER bc of he’s trying to find out what happens to edward and bella’s baby
decides to adopt a pet: hate to sound like a broken record but u know........s aa aaaammmmmmmm coming home with three new cats like “they followed me home al and i love them and i named them all this one is roosevelt, this one is coolidge and this one is kennedy” and al is like “who told you to bring a plague upon our house” and walks around the house giving suspicious looks to all the cats like he thinks they r gonna slice his throat the minute he’s off his guard (and the cats LOVE al bc he smells like food and his ugly outfits r perfect nap spots)
comes home drunk at 3am: al comes home super blitzed with a black eye and a split lip so sam’s like “wtf the fuck????? how this?? why happen??” shooing al into the bathroom so he can attend le hospital de beckett which is sam sitting across from al who is on the toliet seat wincing when sam puts the peroxcide on his cuts while he doesn’t tell him abt he got in a fight with some guy at the project that he overheard calling dr. beckett a fag so instead when sam probes he’s just like all grins with a busted lip like “you shoulda seen the other guy sammy”
holds the other’s hand most often: oh my gosh al he’s always grabbing sam’s hand like they hv to get to a meeting and he’s like “come on kid” and just reaches back for sam’s hand to tug him along and it didn’t happen overnight bc ahhhh!!! holding hands is too gay and declarative but eventually al finds that he really likes hving sam’s garbage lid hand in his warm and solid while they hv to listen to another gov’t worker tell them that their funding is in jeopardy
forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: al has nvr remembered any birthdays ever, like for anyone including sam, but he always remembers anniversaries like the back of his hand and he just takes sam to rlly quiet places like once they did a little road trip to california and al took sam to a beach at night, super peaceful n’ shit, and they just laid down and talked for hours even tho it was all stuff they already knew and yeah so al remembers anniversaries but like birthdays r a no go he walks in on like cake and balloons and is like “fuck who died”
what are your most bizarre and/or least plot-significant hemlock grove headcanons??
uh probably that roman really loves the movie die hard like i think in most of my fics he is watching die hard roman godfrey loves bruce willis
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ideal date: painting the town red w/ a drink in hand & yelling @ the world w/ u
totally genuine i’m LOVING IT and i want to scream into the void holding pink drinks w umbrellas w/ u
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