Can we please have some moments of kids being brutally honest to our lovely ff7 peeps?
Hello Snow! ❤️❄️ Thanks for the ask!
Marlene: *hands Cloud the portrait of him frowning, hands Tifa the portrait of her smiling*
(I can't find a gif easily, but the pictures are canon)
Denzel: Wow Mr. Cloud, you're almost as fast as Sephiroth!
Minigeal: GASP! Well YOU make adorable kitten noises!
Lazard: Hello, is there something I can help you with?
Kid: You smell like catnip, are you trying to get a kitty to be your friend?
Kid: I also read in my book that catnip can make cats horny. Does the kitty you like have horns?
Lazard: Excuse me, I need to be somewhere.
Kid: You're too loud, stop talking so much! Mr. Sephiroth never talks this much when HE reads to us!
Angeal: No, nope, put that down Genesis.
Genesis: Child, your mother is a h-
Angeal: READING TIME IS OVER THANKS KIDS! BYE BYE! *hauls Genesis out over his shoulder*
Denzel: Aren't you Cloud's dead boyfriend he forgot about?
Denzel, frowning: You smell badder than I thought.
Marlene: No, no, he can't be Cloud's dead boyfriend he forgot, that guy was super tough and cool!
Denzel: No I think he is, see, they both have pointy hair! But too bad he can't help Cloud fight Sephiroth because Cloud's the only one tough enough.
Marlene: Sephiroth needs teamwork to be defeated! Mr., can you lift a sword?
Denzel: Wait, wasn't he also in love with Miss Aerith who died? Mr., why didn't you save Miss Aerith? Why did Cloud forget you?
Marlene: Why haven't you kissed or said I love you?
Whatever couple she's talking to: 🍅🍅🍅🍅
Marlene: You're too skinny, you need to eat and get fat like my dad.
Baby Cloud in another AU: You're gross. *Kicks Hojo's shins*
Toddleroth: These notes by Lucrecia Crescent are much better than the others I find around the labs, sir. Perhaps you should try reading them.
