#maro anon

[adahegerbergfc]

Hi! Maro anon. Heard Maro was retiring from the national team 😢 Here’s some thoughts on that. Big Bad Germans: “Friend leave?” Maro: “Friend leave.” German Babies: “Be just like Friend! Big Bad German Bulldoze! LOVE ball! Ball, ball, ball 🤩” Maro: “And Fancy Feet.” Big Bad German Babies: “Fancy Feet for Friend 🥹” Retired Big Bad Germans: “Friend join?” Maro: “Friend join!” Ball: “Friend leave?” Maro: “MY BALL! Friend NEVER leave ball.” Ball: “Friend 😍” Maro: “Friend 🥰”

Hi Maro Anon! I’ve missed you 😊

Maro will never leave ball! And she’ll still play fancy French ball, so it’s not leaving just yet 🥲

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. Here are some Maro thoughts on the Reign and Chicago game. Maro: “Up top? But…but OUR midfield!” Fishlock: *eyebrow raise* Maro: “Why Small Dragon take midfield? I like midfield! Ball well in midfield.” Fishlock: *points to Shirley Cruz* Maro: “Small Friend and Small Dragon can share our midfield! Small, tall, small. Good plan!” Fishlock: *Points to Sarah* Maro: “She promised midfield mine! MINE! Sarah shoo. Go stand on line! MY midfield, YOUR goal. Shoo, shoo!” Fishlock *pushes Maro out of midfield* Maro: “Fine, fine, FINE. Ball up top while Small Dragon and Small Friend ball midfield. BUT SARAH STAYS ON LINE! Not fair she get midfield while I stay up. I get ball too! MY BALL.” Shirley Cruz *scores* Maro: “BALL GOAL! Ball goal with MY ball! Small Friend so small but so good at ball. Hugging Small Friend like hugging dog 🥺 Cookie so small and Small Friend so small. Where does Small Friend keep ball love? So small, so little space for ball love. I share ball love with Small Friend because tall!” Shirley Cruz: “Please put me down.” Maro: “Small Friend hug sized 🥺 Missed Small Friend and Small Friend’s ball goals!”

It's the hug size friends for me 🥺

[adahegerbergfc]

Hi! Maro anon. MARO WAS PRACTICING WITH THE TEAM! Okay, deep breaths. Here’s some quick Maro thoughts on her recovery. Maro: “Ball! Grass! Ball!” Women’s World Cup 2023: “Hello, friend 🥹”

I JUST SAW MARO ON THE GRASS WITH BALL.

BALL! FRIENDS! GRASS! BALL! BALL BALL GOAL BALL!

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. Here are some Maro thoughts because ADA IS BACK 😭🙌 Ada: “BALL!” Maro falling off the couch, still holding Cookie: “Ball? VIKING BALL?!” Ada: “Ball!” Maro, sliding around her apartment in socks: “WHERE BOOTS?! WHERE BALL?! WHERE PLANE HOME?! VIKING BALL!” Ada: “Ball!” Maro, calling Aulus, half dressed, still holding Cookie: “WANT COME HOME NOW. RIGHT NOW! SEND PLANE! SEND BALL! SEND VIKING! BRINGING DOG EVEN THOUGH DOG NOT BALL! VIKING BACK! VIKING BALL!!!”

Maro's best viking is back and we're all SO HAPPY!!

Thank you Maro anon :D

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. Here are some Maro thoughts on the recent camp because there’s not enough Maro content coming out of it. Popp: “Where Maro?” Lina: “Where Maro?” Angry Banana: “😡 Where Maro? 😡” German Babies: “Where Maro 🥺?” Svenja: “Where Dumb Dumby?” Meanwhile, Maro, wandering about outside the hotel. Maro: “Where Caro Friend? Caro! Caaarrrooo! Should have looked for Caro Friend in Portland. THE Big Bad German knows where all Big Bad Germans are. Gonna summon Caro Friend.” Maro pulls out a ball and starts juggling: “Ball, ball, ball, ball. Caro Friend! Ball, ball, ball, ball.”

sdjkhdfkjh 😡 Where Maro? 😡

Caro not there to ball :(

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. A quick Maro thought for the Pride/Reign game. Maro: “BALL GOAL! Oh. No ball goal. Too high. Sad 😔.” ELS: “BALL GOAL!” Maro: “TINY FRENCH FRIEND BALL GOAL! Happy 😊 Maybe should try being less tall and then will have more ball goals?” ELS, Fishlock, Shirley: “Yes to small.” Maro: “Small the secret to ball! Love Small Friends 🥺 So many ball goals!”

BALL GOAL, FRENCH FRIEND 2 BALL GOAL!

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. Sorry, know I’m behind, but here are some thoughts on Laura coming back! Maro: “HOT 🥵 Why American Ball when HOT? Miss German ball. German ball not HOT. German ball has Svenja AND not HOT. Miss Svenja and not HOT 🥺” Laura sitting on her cooler. Maro: “Why sit on cooler? Not seat! Need cooler, so HOT 🥵 Want water almost as much as want ball. Almost.” Laura still sitting on her cooler. Maro: “Why still sit on cooler? Still not seat! So, so HOT 🥵 Maybe if nice new Water Keeper will give water? Maybe water and a cold towel. So HOT can’t hug the hug sized friend!” Laura still sitting on her cooler glancing up at Maro when she approaches. Maro: “Hello Water Keeper I am Melting Marozsan please open sesame not seat and abracadabra water and presto cold towel.”

Hi Maro anon! Welcome back :)

Water keeper please give Melting Marozsan some ICE!

[leaschuller]

Hi! Maro anon. Here are some Maro thoughts on the Dresden pictures. Popp: “Nice walk! Walk free! No mask!” Lina: “No mask!” German Babies: “No masks 🥺” Angry Banana: “😡 No mask 😡” Maro: “Going for a walk, walk, walk, walk! Gotta wear comfy shoes. Gotta wear comfy clothes. Gotta wear a mask.” Maro outside the hotel seeing the rest of the team: “Why no ever tell me dress code! 😒 Now I have to mask walk while you all free walk. FINE. Mask, mask, mask, mask.”

Nobody tells poor Maro anything :(