nothinā fucks with my baby
Summary: You, the villain turned hero Mirage, and your secret husband Robert Robertson lived a quiet and private life. Having been married for 2 years now, you were preparing for your annual anniversary night. Youād been on your way back home when a dart had lunged itself into your side. You wake up in a dark room face to face with your husband, his team, and a woman heād apparently kicked off. Everything was going quite well until sheād stepped on your buttons, and you had to intervene.
Credits: this post
Tags/warnings: I DO NOT PERMIT USAGE OF AI ON MY WORK AT ALL! PLEASE DONāT TRANSLATE WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! MDNI. Suggestive mainly but smut at the beginning. Please be warned, cowgirl, slight bulge kink⦠leave me alone, nipple sucking, cussing, PTSD flashback, murder, a kiss at the end, Robert just wants to go home and be with his wife, man⦠Flambae being a little shit, Little use of Y/N I tried not to abuse but in the 2nd to last part I switched to 3rd person POV, Robert calls reader baby, sweet girl, and sweetheart, Your superhero name is Mirage but itās not enforced your name can be anything you want it to be!
God, my head is spinning⦠where am I?
The first thoughts that run in your head when the bag is ripped off your head. Youāre bound to a chair, and the fluorescent light is beaming down your neck. Your vision becomes clearer, and you start hearing voices. You expect to see some clichĆ©-ass mafia boss point a gun at you until you hear the faint sound of your husbandās voice. Your sweet husband who you were supposed to be spending the day with.
It started with a sunny dayā very sunny indeed.
āNgh.. ah fuck baby do it like that. Justā jus- ahhā Yeahhhh you always know how to take proper care of me donāt you sweetheart?ā He groans out as you bounce on top of him. Cowgirl has always and will forever be his favorite position. He moans loudly as you squeeze him again, his thick cock buried deep inside your pussy. He runs his tongue over your left nipple while squeezing the right. āR-Robbieā fuck- ah! āM gonna- āM gonna cum Robbie pleaseā¦ā You pant out, your movement growing sloppy and tired. Robert grabs your hips and flips you into missionary, pounding deep, hard, and fast into you. ā hah.. donātā shit youāre so tight.. donāt fucking⦠cum without me.ā The pressure building in your tummy was so overwhelming and it didnāt help when Robert pushed his hand into your stomach and whispered into your ear āYou feel me sweetheart? Do you feel me fucking into you?ā Then he took the hand that was pushing against your stomach and rubbed your clit with it.
He was sure making it hard not to cum and then the breaking point was when he shoved his fingers inside your mouth and made you taste yourself. āTaste how wet you are for me baby. How sweet and soaked you are fāme. Good girlll.ā You couldnāt help but cream all over his dick at that. May the big man forgive you but, how could you not? He dove his fingers back onto your clit and tasted himself, you could tell he was trying not to cum right there and then, which he failed at because not even 30 seconds later, heās filing you up. āYouāre fucking milking me dry, baby. Fuuuuckkk I love this pussy. This pretty pussy, itās all mine.ā He slaps your pussy and then pulls out of you. Only to dive back in and start sucking, kissing and licking your clit. He shoves two fingers inside and starts pumping them in and out. He continues and momentarily breaks away to whisper āGive me one more, just one more baby. You can do it.ā You just canāt take anymore and cum all over his fingers and tongue.
You woke Robert up with a quick fuck and then called Blonde Blazer to let her know you werenāt going to be at work today. Not because you were still fucked out and your legs were shaking but also because todayās your anniversary. You were still laid on top of Robert after you finished with Blazer, when he grabbed his phone almost did the same until his phone was snatched out of his hand. āah, ah! Mr. Robertson, youāre going in.ā His hands rest on your waist as his groans, his eyes rolling around as he complains āTheyāll be fine, Iāll ask Galen or Chase to cover for me.ā You hold his phone higher from him as he tries to reach it.
āNooooo, you need to be out of the house so that I can make the house all pretty for tonight! I have a lot planned for you!ā His hand traces from your waist to the dips in your hips and down to your ass where he squeezes and then caresses the flesh. His eyes rake across your body and land on your chest. āYeah? What do you have in store for tonight?ā His eyes fill with the familiar look of adoration and lust. āDinner, then dessert and ice cream after if weāre up for it?ā
He perks up at the mention of dessert, knowing damn well that means you two are going for round 2 tonight. āYeah? You gonna wear that set I like? The one with the blue flowers and the black lace I like?ā You lean down and cup his face, chests flushed together, and you can feel him get hard again. He wraps his arms around your figure, and your faces are dangerously close to each other now. āYouāre just gonna have to wait and see, baby.ā He presses a kiss to your lips, and before it can escalate, you get off of him and kick him out of bed before he gets fired for being late.
Youād been walking home from the shops. You decided not to take your car because youād been keeping track of your steps recently, and Robert had made fun of you for it. Your hands were full, and your arms were aching, but you were almost home. Just a few more minutes, and youād be at the house and ready to finish dinner. Unfortunately, life had other plans.
Robert found out she was gone from his cubicle. An alert saying some elderly lady swearing she saw a body being shoved into a van. He doesnāt know why alarms werenāt ringing in his head the moment he found out the incident happened near your shared home. He doesnāt know why he felt a heavy pressure in his chest after he sent Invisigal and Sonar on the case. He doesnāt know why his gut is screaming at him to call you or just go home altogether. He doesnāt know why when Blonde Blazer came rushing to his cubicle, he didnāt even listen to her, just bolted straight out of the office and into his car. His vision was tunneling and his heart rate was rising but why?
As soon as he got to his home, he opened the door, not expecting but prayingā praying his beautiful wife would be at home, cooking his favorite food in his old college t-shirt, humming her favorite songs on the speaker. He prayed that his beautiful girl would be lounging on the couch with Beef, watching yet another rerun of Jerry Springer or Dr. Phil or Family Feud or whatever trash reality tv show she put on for background noise while doing mundane tasks. Except when he opened the door, it was emptinessā save for Beef, who was panting and barking at Robās feet, clearing unaware of his momās whereabouts and just excited to see his dad. āBabe?ā Robert called out calmly but shaken, āBaby?? Sweetheart, are you here?ā Heās started to get desperate. Looking in different rooms, even closets. āY/N? Please tell me this is just a joke and youāre using your powers on me again.ā Nothing, not a giggle or even a signal or trace this was an illusion. It was real, and Robert, for the first time in a long time, was downright terrified.
It was 8:30 p.m. and the sun had set. The car ride to the warehouse you were at was quiet, cramped, and filled with a thick tension. Blazer was 10 above the speed limit, she was tense, and honestly, Robert was restless. In the back of the SDN-issued van Blazer had borrowed was all of the Z-Team who had insisted on comingā save for Flambae who was only forced out of peer pressure. Heās huffing āI donāt get why I have to waste a perfectly good Friday night saving this bitchās wife. Heās such a bitch, how the hell did he even get a wife? He had to have bought her or something.ā
Robert had nothing but pain and murder on his mind for the people who dared hurt his wife. I mean, yes, she probably already handled all of them by herself and broke out of the warehouse and was waiting for Rob right outside the doors. But it was the thought that counts.
He just wanted to be home. Today was their anniversary, canāt a guy catch a fucking break for once? But the asshole just HAD to take the one good thing in his life? For what gain? God, the moment he finds the asshole who had the absolute balls to touch the love of his life, heās gonna break their jaw and then their arms and break every piece of bone in their body so they know to never fuck around with him again. Heāll resort to a straight-up hardcore torture if he has to.
Heāll start by gouging his eyes out, then pull each tooth out of their filthy fucking mouthā āRobert. Weāre here.ā Blazer points out the window and immediately, Robert unbuckles his seatbelt and rushes out the door. By the time everyone exited the van, Robert was already trying to break in. Visi lets out a low whistle, āHe sure does not play about his wife.ā Punch-Up chimes in with a āWho even is this guyās wife anyway?ā āProbably just some regular old civilian chick.ā Flambae snarks and Blazer chuckles out a āYouāll see exactly who she is.ā
By the time you woke up, Robertās right in front of you negotiating with the person behind you. She speaks in a low, seductive voice, almost familiar. āCoupe, please. I promise you, you do NOT want to fuck around with that woman right there.ā Coupe or whoever the fuck has you hostage, literally audibly smirks and says, āI know sheās important to you, Robbie, but remember what you did toāā Hold the fuck onā āROBBIE? WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING ROBBIE?ā You pipe up suddenly? Robert lets out the hugest sigh of relief, which turned into confusion and concern. āSweetheart, are you doing okay?ā You glance back at him with adoration but also annoyance. āIām fine, baby, trust me, I am. But why on godās green earth is this CUNT calling you Robbie? Who even are you to him?ā Coupe presses her knife deeper against your throat. āIām no one, just someone finishing up a job.ā You couldnāt help but roll your eyes at that. Could this be any cornier? āWoah, Ms. hotshot thinks sheās all big and bad pressing a knife against my jugular in front of my husband. Do better. Also, maybe you should up the ante on your binding skills? I mean, Iām all for puzzles and bondage, but come on.ā You hold your hands up, which are gleaming with your signature blue rays. It suddenly hits everyone except Blazer and Rob that youāre Mirage, except in civilian clothing.
You manage to grab hold of Coupe and restrain her from doing any more damage. You twist her into a kneeling position with her hands behind her back and press your palm into her forehead. In an instant, Coupe is back in her worst nightmare. Outside her head, you can see her face etched into utter terror and fear. Sheās begging and screaming for freedom and help. It almost evokes a sense of pity in Y/N. āPathetic.ā She spits out. She releases her from the prison, and Coupe instantly rises, grabs her knife, and charges for Y/N.
The only thing that anyone could say about Mirage before her change was that she was cruel. But that was almost 15 years ago, and she vowed to leave that mentality behind. I mean, she changed. Hell, the woman got married to Mecha Man (even if the world never knew of this, it still did happen), and she became a beloved hero. Her best friend is her dog, Beef, and Blonde Blazer. You canāt deny she changed. But in this current moment, all of that seemed to have disappeared. In her mind, this was absolutely justified. I mean, CoupĆ© almost murdered you and your husband. You were almost certain sheās working for Shroud. All the more reason to snap this bitches head clean off. Which did happen. She was about to slit your throat when a quick swipe of your hand twisted her neck 180° degrees. The look on Y/Nās face was pure boredom when CoupĆ©ās lifeless body lay at Y/Nās feet. She simply kicked her once to ensure her death and then stepped over her like it was nothing.
You ran into Robertās arms, and immediately, he peppered your face with kisses. āIām so sorry for this, Robbie.ā He looked at you in disbelief. āYou have nothing to apologize for. Nothing fucks with my baby, and honestly, Iām glad you took care of this one yourself. It shows the others how badass my wife is.ā He tightened his grip on your waist, one hand traveling down to your rear. He was about to kiss you when Punch-Up intervened. āNot to be a cockblock or anything, but we have reason to suspect that Shroud is here. We should act fast if we want to catch the fucker.ā You looked down at Punch-Up and then to Robert. āHeās right. Shroud is smart. Calculated, and he doesnāt fuck around. Letās go.ā
You begin running around the warehouse to catch Shroud when Robert pulls you behind a corner and gives you a quick but passionate and relieved kiss. āIām so glad youāre alive. When this is all over, please, we donāt even have to do anything special or make a fancy dinner. I just want you. We could get shitty tacos again, just please stick with me.ā You kiss him again and whisper against his lips, āAlways and forever, babe.ā
Authors input: I LOWKEY fw this especially because itās my first time writing smut. I THINK I ATE W THATTT!!! Also, I tried to make it as similar to Scarlet Witch as possible, but I wanted to give her a few unique features, hence the blue hues and stuff. Please be kind. I havenāt written anything in so long, and I did this in one 4-hour plane ride, and Iām lowkey feeling like big Hollywood right now. Iām so proud of myself. I have no clue WHERE this sudden writers rush came from. I just saw the post, and I was like, āYeah, I GOTTA write about that shit.ā













