btw I'm in the middle of my first three houses run
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btw I'm in the middle of my first three houses run
old lysandre labs servers (Claw Machine for scale)
half the reason I picked up animal crossing again was to hunt down the in-game version of my favorite plain red hoodie so I could take a passport photo more accurate to my current self. and I finally got one RIGHT as the weather was changing from rain to sunny. the stars aligned.
BEHOLD, my perfect passport
local pearl clan warden pronounced dead at 2:04 PM
capturing the deities of space and time to seal the rift in the sky causing havoc? bringing two feuding clans together in long-overdue harmony? stopping a wicked religious madman and the eldritch abomination he summoned to try and fight the god he thinks scorned him? nah my greatest accomplishment was meticulously scouring every inch of the entire region for some funky lil letter guys just so I could do this
a compilation of what little I actually remembered to record of my first Legends Arceus playthrough
hey I know I'm 3 years late to the party, but did anyone figure out why we wake up on the beach if the space-time rift we fell from is above mount coronet???
finally started playing legends arceus like two weeks ago for the first time (hyping myself up for the release of ZA [AVOIDING SPOILERS THO please still don't tell me anything]) and so far my running jokes/headcanons for my character are:
calling every Plate "the [insert flavor here] Pez" based on its color and casually announcing in conversation that I've tried to bite them. most people prioritize asking what a Pez is instead of why I'm biting rocks
(to Irida) "sorry say that one more time, 'she came from the space-WHAT rift'?" (to Adaman) "I'm sorry could you repeat that, the WHAT-time rift?" thinking eventually it'll click for them and they'll shut the hell up and kiss already
casually flirting with Adaman and/or Volo, the former of whom just kinda laughs awkwardly and keeps the conversation going (but is kinda flattered anyway) and the latter of whom I exit the vicinity of before he can register/react to what I just said
the reason God/Arceus sent me to Hisui is not because I just got randomly plucked from Future Earth and yeeted to the past but because I am in fact one of his angels sent on a mission (but I'm new so he still has to guide me), and I come wearing this Stupid Shirt™ because people wouldn't be able to comprehend my true form but he still needs them to recognize me as "unlike any other human being here" so that they'll take my arrival seriously. when I drop comments about what I really am they always laugh and shrug it off thinking it's a joke. also I call arceus my boss and talk about how I have him on speed dial
in the same vein, barely anyone can seem to say my name out loud and most of the time just say "this girl" or "she" or some variant instead (i.e. I narrate the dialogue while my partner watches me play and I get weirdly embarrassed reading my own name out loud for some reason kdjfsgdf)
"go my scarab" when throwing anything