Grade-A Chaotic Marshmallow Energy™

Cici | adult | she/her + sprinkle in some they/them || CEO of Pathetic-ass Noises || Personal/random blog for a marshmallow who generally has no idea what the hell is going on. previously a-princess-in-bloom. I follow from ask-a-shy-froslass!

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[beardedmrbean]

[dozydawn]

[lew-basnight]

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

[cat-mermaid]

me opening my mini fridge for a slice of cheese at 1am

[leggyre]

[leggyre]

people are saying this happens because Sparkling Aria cures burns, so if your Pokémon has a burn he will try to heal it and make that heal extra good by doing a z-move instead of a normal one

and if that’s not fitting for him then i don’t know what is

[1venty79]

Here’s a hilarious video of this phenomena. 

[leggyre]

hau caught destroying innocent players on camera

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This is a lot to unpack

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[mousegirlheart]

i dreamt i worked in a video game store and we had a pet Eevee (desexed) in the store as a mascot. Unfortunately, another store in the shopping centre had a Glaceon (not desexed) as a mascot and during mating season my job was to stand guard and wait for that Glaceon in heat to come sprinting in and either punt it or smack it with a broom or otherwise it would fuck our Eevee to death (And freeze her fatally)

[mousegirlheart]

GET OUTTA HERE YOU HORNY FREAK

[i-am-a-fish]

if you are hungry eat some BREAD you willl love it

[shepfax]

[jermaobsession]

I really love how this post thumbnail shows in the notes btw

[coolnessgraphed]

[coolnessgraphed]

Happy International Cat Day

[pokemoncoloursplash]

Lol get stickbugged

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[podcastwizard]

are you ever about to put on a movie but you realize you don't really want to watch The Movie, you want to be eight years old on a rainy saturday, and under your favorite butterfly blanket, and mom made hot chocolate and popcorn with extra butter, and you're watching The Movie for the first time ever? what are you supposed to do then

[podcastwizard]

couple different options here

[compassiondemon-deactivated2019]

Who is venom.

[compassiondemon-deactivated2019]

Like are we talking about venom snake or a different venom. I’m confused pls help

[friend-called-boxcar]

spider-man character, buff dude who got possessed by alien cum

[compassiondemon-deactivated2019]

Give me an image.

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

wait fuck did the image have to be related

[3000s]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]