Grade-A Chaotic Marshmallow Energy™

Cici | adult | she/her + sprinkle in some they/them || CEO of Pathetic-ass Noises || Personal/random blog for a marshmallow who generally has no idea what the hell is going on. previously a-princess-in-bloom. I follow from ask-a-shy-froslass!

[t0bey]

What if you were able to pick up random shit as weapons in three houses like you could awakening

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[voidflower-xcii]

[therenobee]

when I see breasts

[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[aria-winningson]

what's been lost over the years is that originally the central joke of rickrolling was that it wasn't mean. getting tricked into clicking a link that's not what you expected was commonplace, but having it turn out to be something benign was unheard of.

[lunebuna]

Sleepy

good night

[mitchipedia]

[lamignonette]

[shithowdy]

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

[shithowdy]

loon :)

[shithowdy]

i painted my loon :)

[awkwardcontent]

Pobody's nerfect except me. I'm nerfect…

[pmamtraveller]

Xenomorph frogs sculptures by Li Changchun

[mckitterick]

Deadly egg recall

The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “serious adverse health consequences or death.”

The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July, which warned they might be contaminated with Salmonella Enteritidis.

According to the company, the eggs were produced and distributed from farms in Texas between June 6 and July 3 and have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20 and August 17. The recalled egg cartons have either the code P-1950 or 0840962 and Julian Dates between 157-184.

source: X

[samreich]

it is my professional obligation to share with you my latest dumbass song

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[druidquest]

words of affirmation for those seeking a werewolf girlfriend

[t-auto]

[were-ralph]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[ozth]

found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

[ozth]

I let it outside

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice