#marvel babbles

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Unfortunately he does look very Peter Parker here and yes its because of the hair

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I’m a believer that Johnny does have a crush on Peter, like, canonically. There is no other explanation.

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Real argument Spideytorch has had on a mundane day: Johnny trying to convince Peter that Johnny could totally be an evil mastermind, he could be so bad, he could be worse than Doc Ock or Green Goblin Peter why are you laughing it’s not funny he can definitely be a villain the worst of the worst stop laughing at him he’s being so serious right now Peter Peter please

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I think there’s a tiktok out there of Peter doing that six seven thing, but as Spider-Man, it was some kids that called him over and he wasn’t really in a hurry that day, but he doesn’t know what it was about. The kids just told him to do the gesture and he did.

It’s not until Johnny sends a link to him, laughing, that Peter gets explained exactly what it is (he still doesn’t get it, he’s an old man and does not understand the humor of all the young folk)

I think his students try to do it too but he will not be doing that again.

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Spider-Man and Black Cat: Evil That Men Do (2002) #1

I’m tellin ya, Spidey’s got the best ass in Marvel

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I think Johnny has gotten grounded in his big age of 30. He doesn’t say that Sue grounded him, he says he just got put on house duty while the rest of the four went out to explore some place, peter has no words he is baffled

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I don’t know, I think Peter should still be dressing like it’s the 80s with the high waisted jeans man and turtle necks with the brown jackets

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Spideytorch in a Gwen Stacy situation…yeah…Peter’s heart is roaring in his chest during those seconds while he’s pulling Johnny up. He’s fine though, but his neck really hurts, but he’s breathing. That’s a new grey hair for Peter.