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All versions of Peter Parker are intersex.
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Peter gains a reputation for being a very good interrogator. Some heroes even literally pass on perps to him, like, scruffs the guy and hands them to Spidey and leaves them be out of polite respect.
And Peter is here being so confused but still always instinctively accepts the criminal and thinking 'what do you mean by 'you know what to do, Spidey?' because no he doesn't know, so he looks at the guy (gender neutral) thinking very hard.
Not even a minute and they're spilling everything. The longer Spider-man stays silent, the closer they devolve into hysterics.
This happens every time without fail and feeds the whole 'Spidey is some professionally trained something' when he's really just a broke first year college student.
I got this idea randomly and I HAD to write it.
This whole story is heavily based on one of my ocs. Reader is described to be the son of the Grim Reaper.
Also,everyone can immagine whatever they want,but this is what I immagine the reader wearing + his makeup.
Thor x goth male reader (who wear dresses bc yes)
Tw: swearing,use of the word "faggot" (don't worry the bigot gets taught a lesson),verbal assault and somewhat phisical? ( a bigot spits on you,but again don't worry,he gets the ending he deserves)
He nearly chokes on his drink when he sees you. Like,literally.
You're a hero,a part of the Avengers. He had heard that you were the son of the Grim Reaper,and that you could summon an army of undead souls to fight for you. Sure,he did expect you to look kind of...dark? Given your family and powers but instead you just look...etheral.
He had seen many beautiful women and men in his life,but you were different. You looked like time had decided to freeze around you,creating a shield between you and time,making your beauty something eternal and untochable.
He of course approached you to say hi immediately,he obviously didn't just stare for a few minutes with a dumbfonded face until you politely waved at him...he did just that.
You two talk for a bit,and you're very different to what he expected you to be. He thought you'd be untochable and cold,like the beauty you are. Instead,you're kind and funny,laughing at his bad jokes and mindlessy twirling the sun umbrella you always have with you,even inside,over your shoulder.
He would later discover,during a battle,that's just your scythe disguised. You opened the umbrella,and made a cutting motion with it,and suddently,you had a scythe,at least an head taller than you,in your hand,and a black cloack with an hood that looked both solid and made of fog on. You had,with a firm tap of your weapon on the ground,summonded a legion of undead and lashed it out on the villain of the day.
In that moment,you looked far more divine than him. But then again,you always did.
He really wants to spar with you,but is too afraid to ask. He can feel that you're strong,but he never saw you actually fighting,you usually just used your summonded servants. But what if he accidentally goes too hard on you and hurts you? He doesn't want to risk ruining your beauty. No matter how strong and ethereal you are,he's a god and you're not.
After you two end up in a relationship,he's ecstatic. He never thought he actually had a chance with you,and now you're his boyfriend!
Constantly gives you gifts. He's the prince of Asgard,he's absolutely fucking rich. He could probably buy every single piece of goth clothing in the world with his pocket change,so don't you dare feel bad about him spending money on you.
You look at something for more than two and a half seconds? It's yours. He sees something that he thinks would look good on you? It's in your closet now. He won't even ask you or expect you to wear it,he just wants you to have it so that if you want to wear it,you can.
He will also write down your mesuraments on a piece of paper and carry it everywhere so that if he buys something for you,he's sure it's the right size.
Your makeup? He LOVES it. He never was and never will be be one of those people that say too much makeup is weird or unattractive or whatever. You're gorgeous no matter what,and if putting makeup on your face makes you feel good? He is gonna support that. Will definitely let you do his makeup too. He likes how close you get to apply it and might occasionaly go in for a kiss,resulting in you laughing and jokingly telling him to stay still or he's gonna ruin it. Gods,he love your laugh...he can't help but go in for another kiss.
Once you manage to finish the look,he's too stunned to speak. He loves it. It didn't look as good on him as it did on you,obviously,but now you two were matching! Has no problems going out like that either,and if anyone comments on it? He doesn't give half a shit. He's a god,of course he can go out matching makeup with his boyfriend.
But don't worry,he isn't with you just because of how you look. He loves you and cherish you for who you are. And if you have an hobby that you wanna share with him? He's absolutely gonna try it. You like sewing/crocheting/making your own clothes? Not only is he gonna buy you the best materials,he's also gonna try to make you something himself. He isn't very good at it,his hands are far too big for something this delicate,but he tries. His initial plan was to make you a full dress,but he ended up settling for a small bracelet. He was a bit embarassed about it,but forgot it as soon as he saw how your face lit up when you saw the accessory. Now he smiles everytime he sees you wear it. You like reading? He's taking you to Asgardia's library and you two stay there for hours,you reading book after book and he staring in awe at you,at how impossibly beatiful you are,all relaxed in the chair,a book in your lap and your ever-present sun umbrella lazily reating on your shoulder. If you're someone that likes to talk about the books you read,he could listen to you for hours. He will even read them if you ask him to,even if it will take him a while,and try to have a conversation about it with you. If he runs out of things to say,he just kisses you to distract you. If yoir hobby is drawing or art in general? Again,he gets you all the best supplies and could spend hours watching you creating your art,just adimiring you. Will also try to do it too. He isn't all that interested i art,but di you he will try. Your main hobby is just focusing on your look,clothes and makeup? He loves that. He loves how much you take care of yourself and how much time and passion you spend on expressing yourself trought your style. He might also let you dress him up if you want. He's secure in his masculinity,so he doesn't mind trying one of your dresses if they fit him. He doesn't really like it thought,so he will set for wearing his normal attire or something darker if you want to match. But honestly he prefers not to,he loves how the clothes look on you and prefers to see them on you more than on him. Will also let you do his makeup,as I already said. And will get the best Asgardian's tailors to make you new clothes. Only the best for his lover!
After overcoming the first wave of concern about sparring with you,he loves it. You're extremely strong and smart,and using your summoning powers you've even beat him a couple of times. He loves the challenge,and how close you two get when you're fighting.
I think Thor would be a protective lover,but in the right way and not the toxic one. Like,you can have all the friends you want,he trusts you 100%,he doesn't care how long you talk to other people as long as you're comfortable and isn't all that jelaous. He wouldn't have gotten with you if he didn't trust you. He only gets protective when you're actually getting attacked or uncomfortable. He knows you can handle yourself,but he still likes to swoop in to help. No matter if it's to protect you from an actual enemy attacking you or a creep/bigot making you uncomfortable when you go out in dresses,he will barge in to protect and comfort you. In the second case,he gets really angry.
Like,immagine,you two are out on a date,it's hot and he leaves a moment to go get you two icecream. You wait for him in your usual,stunning clothes,people glancing at you,a kid pointing to his parents towards you. You chuckle and wave at the little human,smiling,and they wave back entusiastically. You're similing warmly,the kid's kind behaviour warming your heart until a man,maybe in his mid fifties approaches you with a disgusted look on his face. He starts to complain about how "man really aren't the same as they used to be". "Men used to go to war" he spit out,looking you up and down with pure,unflitered hatred and disgust in his eyes "and now you look at you. You're a fucking joke,with your dresses and makeup and whatever. I bet you're also one of those queers,you fucking faggot. You don't deserve to be here,man fought and died and for what? For you to drees up and dishonor their memory?" He pratically yelled. You were gonna answer him,but before you could,he spitted on your face. Literally. For a moment,you were too stunned to speak,the irony of this man telling you about men going to war for yor freedom when you're literally an Avenger and the sheer disrespect freezing you in place. Before you can say anything,the men gets shoved on the ground,an extremely angry Thor glaring at him. Your lover goes for a punch,but you stop him before he can,knowing that a god's angry punch won't just knock the man out,but most likely knock his head from his body. "Love,stop please,let's just go away." You say,your breath slightly too fast. He hesitates for a moment before getting up,settling for a kick in the man's guts and a warning glare that screamed 'next time I won't be so kind.' You two leave and he offers you a pack of tissues to wipe off the man's spit from your face. It ruins your makeup a bit,so he pulls out some that he always keeps in his pocket and a small pocket mirror for you so you can fix it. You take it with a murmured thanks,but your hand are shaking too much for you to actually use. He sighs and wraps an arm around your shoulders,pulling you into his chest. "You should have let me beat him up. He deserved it." He murmurs,but he can't find it in himself to be angry at you right now. "You were too angry. You would have killed him." You respond,and he stays silent,not wanting to argue when you're so clearly distressed. He lets you calm down for homever long you need,and when you finally pull away from him,he fixes your makeup himself. It looks a bit weird,but you appreciate the gesture a lot. Now,when you two go out,he always tries to stay near you. Not in a suffocating way,more like in a "I'm here if you need me" way.
Or immagine another scenario. You're at one of Tony's parties,and since it's...well..Tony's party,you're wearing slightly more revealing clothes. Nothing crazy,just a more form fitting and slightly shorter dress,with a small slit on the right side to show off part of your thight. Yoy also went all out with the accessories and makeup,and you feel so good and confident. Of course,something bad was bound to happen. A guy,maybe in his mid thirties,approaches you and starts talking to you. You,being the kind person you are,start a conversation and agree when he offers you a drink. He starts to get a bit too flirty and touchy after a while,and you tell him,firmly but not unkindly,that you have a boyfriend and you aren't interested. When he doesn't stop,you get up to leave,but he grabs you from one of your necklackes while you're turned away,cutting off your air for a moment. You cough violently. You want to hit this guy,but you also don't want to risk causing some serious damage or even death. You always try to avoid fighting simple humans,you're way too strong for them and they're way too weak to handle it. So you just slap his hand away and try to leave again,faster this time. He grabs the hem of your dress and rips a piece of it,and the small split on the side now reaches your hip. Thank gods that you're wearing a belt or you would have flashed everyone at the party. You gasp and this time,you actually slap the guy. He screams as a couple of his theet give their last goodbye to his mouth and blood pours from his mouth. Everyone hears the commosion,and when he realizes you're involved,Thor makes his way trought the other people to see what happened. As he sees the guy bleeding,the angry red hand shaped mark on his cheek and you trying to keep your composure and the side of your dress toghether,he quickly catches on and goes to lead you away from the center of the attention. You two leave the party and you explain what happened. He's furious. Not at you,of course,but at the guy. He's also very happy that you finally stood up for yourself. He saw you take out armies of creatures and aliens to protect others,but you never try to protect yourself. You two end up watching your comfort show/movie and falling asleep cuddling.
Thor is very big on cuddling. He loves it,he loves all affection. This man is a goddamn Teddy Bear. Hug him whenever,sleep with your head in his lap if you're tired,lean on his shoulder,grab his hand while walking. This man LOVES it. He doesn't care if the others tease him for it,he will never,ever refuse affection from you. And he gives the best hugs.
He was raised to be a gentleman and he is. He buyes you gifts,pulls your chair when you're going to seat,gives you his jacket (or his cloack) if you're cold,or even if you're not,he will walk on the side of the sidewalk nearest the street and cover you if it's raining. He always carries some makeup and a pocket mirror in case you need to do a quick fix. He's the tipe to take you to shopping,buy you everything and then carrry every bag himself,even if there's like twelve of them,and saying something like "you're already carrying all that beauty,wouldn't want you to get tired" with the proudest,dumbest smile ever,and you can't help but laugh.
Another thing he loves? When people stop you to give you compliments or take a photo with you. He loves when you get complimented,he thinks you absolutely deserve it,and he will take the photos for the people who asked,if they wanna be i the picture with you.
He's such a sweetheart and so are you,everyone agress that you two are made for eachother.
I ABSOLUTELY LOVED WRITING THIS (you can tell by how long it is lol)
part 2 with nsfw headcanons? And reader and Thor going to Pride?
yes!!!!!!!!!!!
no.
just wanna see the results lol
someone in a bar referring to Daredevil as "that vigilante with the double-D's on his chest" cut to matt murdock (four blocks away at home) with milk shooting out his nose.
The only tine Peter and Johnny went on vacation, Peter's apartment building caught fire, and the Baxter Building exploded within the same day, so they decided to have staycations instead.
btw i totally headcanon Wakanda and Attilan/Afterlife Inhumans to be ancient besties because why wouldn't they be, early attempts to steal vibranium would explain how Howard Stark got his hands on it in The First Avenger and why Inhumans would think of hiding in the first place. note that the technology in Attilan is similar to the Wakandan border (I actually haven't seen Inhumans in full but I've seen the first episode which shows this) and the idea of seclusion works in the case of vocal minorities being in danger of being oppressed. In the Inhumans' case, their own went out of their borders to persuade people, which ended up with Alveus being dumped into Maveth by Inhumans and humans.
there's also the detail of the Guest's body (as in GH.325) being found in North Africa. this lowkey implies an Inhuman settlement nearby or not, who knows. one could say this alien dude was tasked to keep people away from Diviner crates, but either Reinhardt/Whitehall's goons killed the guy or Inhumans did. I'm inclined towards the latter since it would fuel his search further, and he only ended up with one Diviner from the last crate (see Agents of SHIELD season 2), implying the Inhumans got the rest.
or their isolation was just coincidence and they have nothing to do with each other, but it works for my world building and i like it.
Peter played competitive scrabble in high school and has several scrabble trophies.
Hiii!! Love your work sooo muchh!!! (I keep rereading your marvel x reader fics cause you write the characters SO WELLL) picture this, Smart!F!reader who one ups Tony Stark publicly after getting tired of being labeled as a dumb good for nothing gold digger wife by the public. She reveals that she's the owner of a tech companty that makes even more than Stark Industries and most the money she gets she uses to donate to good causes and doesn't spend too much on things she wants ('Cause she's financially responsible unlike her husband.) AND GIRL HID THAT SECRET SO WELL EVEN TONY DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT AND JUST STARES AT HER LIKE SHE SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE AF cause she reveals it while giving a speech at a Stark Industries events and then fast forward months later these 2 keep hacking into their systems and messing up their own shit but reader keeps winning the prank wars, the other avengers are fed up afff then at the end those mfs propose at the same time through hacking their A.I. assistants or firewall or literally everything. (you decide)
Oh and if possible make them into a 2 part so I can have a very beautiful chaotic ass prank war fanfic. (It's okay if you just stuff it into one part or if you can't do this☺☺)
"CODE OF FIRE, CODE OF LOVE" — A Tony Stark (MCU) One Shot
SHIP: Tony Stark (MCU) x Fem!OC
WORDS: 2.280 words