#mcu imagines

[simple-dorito]

You: I hate everybody.

Loki: *dagger at the ready* what happened, who do I have to torture and or kill my darling?

You: you’re far too eager to cause physical and mental harm…

Loki: only for you my love.

You: and?

Loki: …and a little for my own satisfaction…

You: *kiss his cheek* much better. Honesty is the best policy.

[simple-dorito]

You: *oh your phone and smiling*

Frank: what’s so interesting on your phone that you’re not paying attention to this debrief.

Matt: I’m sure they’ve got a reasonable excuse.

You: oh I don’t, I’m just tracking the manatee I adopted.

Frank: …

Matt: …

You: their name is Carl and I love them very much.

[simple-dorito]

Yelena: he’s an all powerful being who can make you relive your worst moments and or trauma.

You: since he’s so powerful then why is Bob crying at the likes of Marley and Me, the humans by Matt Haig and before the coffee gets cold then huh?

Bob: the hurt in a good way! Except Marley and me that just straight up hurts.

You: *pats his shoulder in solidarity* your going through the trenches Bob, unfortunately there’s more yet to come.

Bob: fuck.

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work in progress

Hello friends! I'm writing something new, working on a story about reader insert Black Cat x Spider-Man. It's very much enemies to lovers, slow burn, playful banter turned to sexual pining, and eventual smut. But I'm having difficulty deciding whether I want to post in parts or altogether at once. The parts aren't long enough to be chapters in my opinion, seeing as some of them are only 2-3 pages long, but I could be swayed in opinion. Some parts are 4-5 pages, which are more like chapters, I don't know. Tell me what you guys think. I'm twelve pages in so far!!! Excited for y'all to read it and love it as much as I do. Any feedback is welcome, especially if you have requests or something you want to see/read in the future chapters. Let me know. Otherwise, keep on rocking on freaky bros. Auden out.

what should i do???

a. post chapter by chapter

b. post all parts altogether

[simple-dorito]

Loki: *in his frost giant form* see the monster yet?

You: no, I just see you

Loki: liar.

You: but did I lie? You’re the god, you tell me wether I lied or not

Loki: you didn’t lie, I just can’t accept your words as truth just yet.

You: keyword being yet. So I’ll keep saying so until you do.

Loki: thank you.

[simple-dorito]

johnny: alright franklin, who's your favourite? me uncle johnny or *he playfully pulls a face of disgust at you, blowing a rapsberry* them?

you: johnny i'm not playing this childhish game, we obviously know franklin will choose me, no hesitation. right fralkin, my shinning star?

franklin: *giggles and claps his hands*

johnny: hey! you can't do that! you're cheating!

you: like you weren't just trying to ask franklin who's his favourite just now.

johnny: you can't prove anything.

you: *with franlikn in your arms and smirking* oh really because a point has been proven and that's me being franklin's favourite, so ha!

johnny: *pouting* betrayed by my own nephew, that's cold, colder then i can handle little guy.

you: if it makes you feel any better you're my favourite johnny.

johnny: *gets up onto his feet from his kneeling position* i'm all better now, no hard feelings, right franklin

franklin: *only smiles and looking over all adorable*

[simple-dorito]

You: are you okay?

Bob laying on the floor: …no

You: alright, scoot over buddy *lays on the floor next to him, linking pinkies with him* let’s just breath and exist, yeah?

Bob: yeah.

*Yelena and Alexei come to see what you two are doing, share a look before shrugging and joining you both on the floor*

Yelena: lying on the floor? This is nice.

Alexei: this is good, this is great for team bonding.

*john and Ava soon joins you lot after seeing how uncharacteristically empty the watchtower seemed to be without Alexei’s loudness*

John: where was our invite?

Ava: make room for us

*you all end up falling asleep on the uncomfortable floor, shoulder to shoulder between Bob and John, Bucky comes to look for you all in later that afternoon, leaning on the doorway with his arms crossed over his chest before leaving an quickly coming back with blankets*

Bucky: *brings to drape blankets over you, Bob, John, Ava, Alexei and Yelena before finding a spot for himself against the wall, giving him a good view of all of you, and falling asleep* goodnight

[simple-dorito]

Johnny: oh would you look at that.

You: look at what?

Johnny: *points to the seemingly floating piece of mistletoe* mistletoe.

You: I’m pretty sure that wasn’t there before-

Johnny: traditions tradition sweetheart.

You: *sighs* fine come here flame for brains *pulls Johnny in by his ugly Christmas sweater and kisses him*

Johnny: *puts his hand behind him*

Sue, invisible and arm aching from holding the mistletoe for you both: *gives her brother a low five*