Feb 1
Remembered this one time when I was trying to wash my blankets, and I guess Marvin accidentally got scooped up in one of my blankets, because I was looking everywhere for him just to turn on my washer's light and I see him like
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Remembered this one time when I was trying to wash my blankets, and I guess Marvin accidentally got scooped up in one of my blankets, because I was looking everywhere for him just to turn on my washer's light and I see him like
want my cuddles now >:(
I'm scared I'm scared I'm scsred hes getting worse I dont know what to do. I'll try to update you guys I guess? we'll see I'm not doing so great emotionally
Feel free to send asks if you want. I can pass on messages to Whizzer.
Hi. I'm Marvin. Can't seem to stay away from you, Tumblr. I like the weather and also writing sometimes. My wife Trina is here too somewhere I think, so don't flirt with me please. Or do, I don't care. She won't see anyway.
This is me rambling about Marvin again.
Anyway I was thinking about how extremely literal he is. In the original cartoons and comic books, he pretty much says what he means and means what he says in the most completely serious but distant tone ever.
The only time he's lied in the comic books is in a later comic where he shows up to a space station and says "I was plotting the conquest of the universe on behalf of my Martian overlords — I mean, baking a cake..." And asks bugs for a cup of sugar. A few panels later he admits that he didn't want any sugar and it was just a ruse (in as many words).
(There was also the time he dressed up as a baby to infiltrate earth, but he didn't try too hard to disguise his identity for that one)
Marvin explicitly states his plans for world domination moments after meeting someone. I think this is partly due to the fact that he is 1) autistic as fuck (at least from my pov) and 2) in such a high position of power that he doesn't EXPECT to be resisted.
That being said...
I headcanon that Marvin, being a high-ranking military official from the planet of war, has a really strict code of honor. Lying, including lying by omission, is a huge NO unless he intends on deceiving someone (which he very, very rarely does)
However, he also has no filter and is really bad at keeping secrets.
He is making friends :)
Please get ur lazy ass up. I need help with my math homework.