Marvin Cohen

He/him, married

[theroomisyellow]

Hi. I'm Marvin. Can't seem to stay away from you, Tumblr. I like the weather and also writing sometimes. My wife Trina is here too somewhere I think, so don't flirt with me please. Or do, I don't care. She won't see anyway.

OOC: heyyy it's @richie-shitlips again. yeah. blame blue for this. mid-in trousers marvin blog!! woo!

ACCOUNT OWNER IS A MINOR. DONT BE WEIRD

[dumbpuppyfag]

(mouthful of dick voice) lmao faggot

[pinene]

So I’m gay? Just because I like sucking other men’s dicks and falling in love with them ? Thats all it takes these days ?

[certified-pretty-boy]

“Back at the bar again. He’s calling me his boyfriend now apparently.

If he can’t leave his wife and child yet, then I’m not fucking putting a label on this.”

[theroomisyellow]

Hm. I don't remember doing that.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Sure.”

[theroomisyellow]

What? It's the truth! We're friends.

[lovemeforwhatiam]

Trina I made a new friend can he come over for dinner sometime?

- @theroomisyellow

oh yes yes! we should always welcome new friends into our home (: can’t wait to meet him honey!!!

[theroomisyellow]

I'm sure you'll get along great... probably! He's a little strange.

[lovemeforwhatiam]

ohh inch resting.. well i am sure he’s a lovely man (:

[theroomisyellow]

...Yeah, he really is.

[theroomisyellow]

Sometimes I think it would be fun to bleed out on the bathroom floor. I don't wanna do it. But it would be fun. Maybe I do wanna do it. But I'm too scared anyway.

[lovemeforwhatiam]

Trina I made a new friend can he come over for dinner sometime?

- @theroomisyellow

oh yes yes! we should always welcome new friends into our home (: can’t wait to meet him honey!!!

[theroomisyellow]

I'm sure you'll get along great... probably! He's a little strange.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“Back at the bar again. He’s calling me his boyfriend now apparently.

If he can’t leave his wife and child yet, then I’m not fucking putting a label on this.”

[theroomisyellow]

Hm. I don't remember doing that.

[theroomisyellow]

cnat tell if hes prety enoufh to laeve my wife fpr or if m just dnruk but. fuckkkkkkk

[theroomisyellow]

I must've done something wrong. I always do something wrong. Fuck.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“I’m still pretty fucking pissed he didn’t tell me had a CHILD either. If we’re fucking, I gotta at least know who I’m screwin.”

[theroomisyellow]

I can tell you at least half the guys at those bars are married with kids... And Jason's good. You'd like him, I think.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“My friend has god awful fashion sense. I hope he sees this.”

[theroomisyellow]

My fashion is fine, you're just a prick.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Oh fuck off, Marvin. Those ties are god awful.”

[theroomisyellow]

You're exaggerating, they're not that bad.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Sure.”

[theroomisyellow]

You should come over for dinner sometime. The wife's always saying I need more friends anyway.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Yeah? I’ll see if I’m busy.”

[theroomisyellow]

Great! Probably not during Shabbos, if you're not Jewish. She's picky about who I invite over.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“My friend has god awful fashion sense. I hope he sees this.”

[theroomisyellow]

My fashion is fine, you're just a prick.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Oh fuck off, Marvin. Those ties are god awful.”

[theroomisyellow]

You're exaggerating, they're not that bad.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Sure.”

[theroomisyellow]

You should come over for dinner sometime. The wife's always saying I need more friends anyway.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“My friend has god awful fashion sense. I hope he sees this.”

[theroomisyellow]

My fashion is fine, you're just a prick.

[certified-pretty-boy]

”Oh fuck off, Marvin. Those ties are god awful.”

[theroomisyellow]

You're exaggerating, they're not that bad.

[certified-pretty-boy]

“My friend has god awful fashion sense. I hope he sees this.”

[theroomisyellow]

My fashion is fine, you're just a prick.

[theroomisyellow]

Does he hate your wife?

Probably.

[theroomisyellow]

ooc: haha maybe let's tone it down with the nsfw stuff a little? i'm 14

[certified-pretty-boy]

eugh.. I hate those asks, I don’t mind them but it’s kinda weird that they’re asking you that

[theroomisyellow]

like i don't mind it if they're vague enough but sometimes they're just Too Much