I think... I think I just randomly got into mylock... When did that happen? The hell!
Now... Now I want an after wedding hurt/comfort mylock fic that turns into maryjohnmylock if that's even a thing.
No, I don't want everyone in Sherlock to have an orgy. I don't know what you're talking about. Shhhh. Go away. You're speaking lies. What? Why are you talking about the Nile River now?











