#masaeanala

[incorrect-ionians]

Marius: Tag what you’re majoring in or intend on majoring in.

Kagami: Respecting women.

Buddy: Batman.

Zugg: Minecraft.

Chax: YouTube.

Ares: In the tags, guys.

Felsic: Fuckin' weed.

Ribeye: W

Logan: Criminal justice and psychology.

Piper: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study that I’ve pursued over my life.

Olive: Minecraft.

Gareth: Minecraft as well.

[incorrect-ionians]

Ares: As a gentle reminder, I am choosing kindness.

Ares: Which means I am more than happy to explore other options if I feel that the kindness is not working out.

Ares: You see, I am not committed to the kindness. There is no ring on my finger in regards to the kindness.

Ares: I will jump the kindness ship with such ease, you will wonder if I was ever on board.

[incorrect-ionians]

Ares: Hey, Hellebore. I was wondering. How many illegal things have you actually done?

Hellebore: Illegal by whose laws? Yours? The Gods'?

Ares: Answer the question.

Hellebore: Alright, alright. Lessee...

Hellebore: Uh, allegedly... Reckless driving, trespassing, vandalism, impersonating a protection officer, impersonating the All-King...

Hellebore: Racketeering, embezzlement, jaywalking, arson, reverse arson...

Ares: “Reverse arson?”

Hellebore: Yeah, you know. Like when you take something on fire and you make it not on fire.

Ares: Isn’t that just firefighting?

Hellebore: Ehhhh, turns out trying to put out the fire you just set doesn’t cancel out the “setting it on fire” part...