#maskarons

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I love John but he is also An Asshole and now that he is dating The Most Powerful Guy Ever I think he definitely uses that. Anyone says anything mildly annoying to John and he's (unironically) like "thats IT I'm telling my boyfriend with the power of a million exploding suns™️"

ok i love this thought and it's really applicable to so many situations but for some reason i just couldn't stop thinking about john beefing with random internet strangers 😭🙏 so

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John lwk

this popped into my head idk

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Context not needed

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bob

text thread + bob version :p

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john

interesting things happening on twitter today

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John

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The pre-relationship text post was everything I could have asked for thank you it was so cute and sweet and just lovely. Love slightly oblivious John.

I am here for all of your text posts (I literally check your tumblr every day lmao) but I would love more pre relationship sweetness. Thank you!!! 💜💜

thank YOU i'm so glad u liked it 🫶 honored u check my tumblr every day ty for the support!! today i have a little fluffy pre-relationship late night chatting for u enjoy :)

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I was reading a discord message that started with "Bob, Walker, (etc)" and my brain didn't even register the comma I was like "oh yeah. Bob Walker" before I realized "wait" and NOW I'm invested in the idea of Bob talking John's last name <3

yessss so i saw this and had the urge to write a thread about it and somehow it mostly turned into them bickering but here is this anyway. also i was gonna explain why bob would take john's name and not vice versa but john does it for me lol so yeah enjoy <3