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Shen: You’ve been giving Po a lot of attention lately.

Corrin: He’s sick.

Boss Wolf: We’re sick too.

Corrin: Then go to the doctors.

-A week after Corrin comes to the Jade Palace-

Corrin: I know kung fu!

Tai Lung: For the last time, no you don’t.

Corrin: Okay, here's the deal.

Corrin: I have a hangover.

Corrin: Who knows what that means?

Po: Doesn't it mean you're drunk?

Corrin: No.

Corrin: It means I was drunk yesterday.

Corrin: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?

Shen: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Corrin: Oh.

Shen: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

-After fighting Shen-

Po: You're not in any pain, are you?

Corrin: Po, I'm fine.

Corrin: I mean.

Corrin: I'm fine physically.

Corrin: But emotionally, I've lost all grip on reality.

Corrin: And I'm not sure what just happened.

Oogway: Is everything okay?

Corrin: If by 'okay', you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is groovy.

Oogway: That's not at all what I meant by 'okay'.

#master corrin